Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part LVI
-
Originally posted by fudgester:
Hmm.... Bear is a descendant of Obelix?
i bet you if av was here, he'd have the same reaction
-
Oh yah.... at one point, a wild boar approached me.
I don't know what the heck I was thinking.... I drew my bayonet.
Then my PS appeared and scared it off with a stamp of his foot.
He then knocked me on the head and exclaimed: 'WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!'
-
Originally posted by fudgester:
Oh yah.... at one point, a wild boar approached me.
I don't know what the heck I was thinking.... I drew my bayonet.
Then my PS appeared and scared it off with a stamp of his foot.
He then knocked me on the head and exclaimed: 'WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!'
You should have replied, "Dinner, Sir!"
-
Originally posted by fudgester:
Oh yah.... at one point, a wild boar approached me.
I don't know what the heck I was thinking.... I drew my bayonet.
Then my PS appeared and scared it off with a stamp of his foot.
He then knocked me on the head and exclaimed: 'WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!'
My bayonet was sharp, my ass.
It was blunted like shit. I still remember I couldn't even stick it into rubber tyres.
-
Originally posted by fudgester:
Oh yah.... at one point, a wild boar approached me.
I don't know what the heck I was thinking.... I drew my bayonet.
Then my PS appeared and scared it off with a stamp of his foot.
He then knocked me on the head and exclaimed: 'WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!'
you know the training bayonets are barely good enough to cut open the combat ration packets eh ...
-
Originally posted by fudgester:
He then knocked me on the head and exclaimed: 'WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!'
What *did* he expect you to do?
-
he meant you should have loaded bullets if you had or something? I like the dinner answer though =D
-
Originally posted by Fatum:
you know the training bayonets are barely good enough to cut open the combat ration packets eh ...
It would make more sense to use the bayonet as a small baton. -
Originally posted by Fatum:
you know the training bayonets are barely good enough to cut open the combat ration packets eh ...
I know.
Seriously, what was I thinking sia?
-
butt stroke to the head?
-
Originally posted by the Bear:
butt stroke to the head?
I liked the butt thrust. -
Originally posted by the Bear:
butt stroke to the head?
what do you do if issued with a SAR 21 ? ...
-
Oh my gosh... one of my horny Caucasian friend can't get it into his head that I'm interested in talking about his cute pet bunny, not his anatomy!
He must be wasted on drinks tonight. -
Originally posted by Fatum:
what do you do if issued with a SAR 21 ? ...
Hmm.... I guess you could still smash the bugger's head if you take one step forward....
Anyway... I guess the way to get rid of a wild boar is to make a sudden loud noise... is it?
-
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Oh my gosh... one of my horny Caucasian friend can't get it into his head that I'm interested in talking about his cute pet bunny, not his anatomy!
He must be wasted on drinks tonight.
Tell him you would like to pat his pet and see his reaction. -
Originally posted by Fatum:
what do you do if issued with a SAR 21 ? ...
Go AWOL with it?
-
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Oh my gosh... one of my horny Caucasian friend can't get it into his head that I'm interested in talking about his cute pet bunny, not his anatomy!
He must be wasted on drinks tonight.Repeat after me: DUAL INCOME HOUSEHOLD!
-
I've been to both the Night Safari and the zoo, and I liked both.
No unusual encounters with wildlife during my NS to speak of, save for some humongous black hornets.
-
Originally posted by fudgester:
Hmm.... I guess you could still smash the bugger's head if you take one step forward....
Anyway... I guess the way to get rid of a wild boar is to make a sudden loud noise... is it?
I dunno ... the only encounter I had with a wild boar in tekong, I think both of us were mutually startled, and we both ran in the opposite direction simultaneously ...
-
In other news, that NS whiner thread sure is alive and well....
Anyway, glad to see that there are a reasonable amount of clear heads in there.... with a few exceptions, of course.
-
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Go AWOL with it?
I would prefer the M4 over the SAR-21 anytime. -
Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
Tell him you would like to pat his pet and see his reaction.Harharharhar!!
Anyways, I managed to silence him.
He was telling me that his bunny is a Rex and they are larger than Dwarfs, and I told him point-blank that I like BIG bunnies, and I don't waste my time on anything small. He shut up after that!
-
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Harharharhar!!
Anyways, I managed to silence him.
He was telling me that his bunny is a Rex and they are larger than Dwarfs, and I told him point-blank that I like BIG bunnies, and I don't waste my time on anything small. He shut up after that!
Ooooh.You like it big.
-
Originally posted by Fatum:
I dunno ... the only encounter I had with a wild boar in tekong, I think both of us were mutually startled, and we both ran in the opposite direction simultaneously ...
AAAAhhhh harharharharharhar!!! I can imagine you running with both arms flailing wildly in the air, mightily dilated pupils, screaming with your all you can muster!
-
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Harharharhar!!
Anyways, I managed to silence him.
He was telling me that his bunny is a
Rex and they are larger than Dwarfs, and I told him point-blank
that I like BIG bunnies, and I don't waste my time on anything
small. He shut up after that!
Uhh.... you didn't say anything about floppy-eared bunnies, did you?