Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 62nd Edition
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when I encounter a bad driver, I always say it's either a female, or a young asian punk behind the wheel .....Originally posted by elindra:When MPB encounters a bad driver
He always said it must be female
80% of the time it is a male
And he will go "Fuck la how they get their license one. Even a female drives better then them"
We met one moronic guy who took like 15 mins to park his MPV
MPB was cursing and swearing while waiting and no he didn't let us pass first
80% of the time, I'm correct ... -
I actually ignore the fuckers but c ock my fist and prepare for impact. They can jolly well cycle around me. I'm the guy on foot!!Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:yah lor...yah lor..
if a bicycle rings his bells loudly at me, should I jump onto the busy road to siam him..
either I am banged by bicycle or by a car?
die liao lor..
One time this guy did crash into me and I proceeded to beat the crap out of him, right on the pavement outside nan hua primary school
I even wanted to call the police but the guy persuaded me not to -
What I hate also are those young punks who drive dangerously thinking they are some charc from Initial D or something
I noticed especially alot of young punks driving the Hyundai Matrix drive dangerously -
No leh the lousy drivers I have seen here are middle age men lehOriginally posted by Fatum:when I encounter a bad driver, I always say it's either a female, or a young asian punk behind the wheel .....
80% of the time, I'm correct ...
I think majority of Singaporeans are lousy drivers -
that regan lee fucker is one of them, he was probably trying to impress the car salesgirl. too bad he killed her insteadOriginally posted by elindra:What I hate also are those young punks who drive dangerously thinking they are some charc from Initial D or something
I noticed especially alot of young punks driving the Hyundai Matrix drive dangerously -
I've encountered another guy who went in and out of that parking lot more than 3 times.... by the time I squeezed my car past him, parked and exited my car, he was still reversing.... talking abt driving skills... tsk tsk tskOriginally posted by elindra:When MPB encounters a bad driver
He always said it must be female
80% of the time it is a male
And he will go "Fuck la how they get their license one. Even a female drives better then them" [/quote]
And I love it when some morons, thinking female drivers are not gungho enough, didn't understand how is it possible that they couldn't force a female driver to give way and let them squeeze their car in between whenever they like without signal.....
*no one messes with me!! Hmph!!*
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We met one moronic guy who took like 15 mins to park his MPV
MPB was cursing and swearing while waiting and no he didn't let us pass first -
good idea...
got one time, my guy friend who is quite tough and taller than me walking by my side.
One guy rode bicycle on the payment...(the road is empty near singapore expo), and ring his bells loudly non-stop to shoo us....to give way to him..
my friend got so angry that he turned around and grab his bike handle and ROAR at him... the guy got so frightened that he hopped off and push the bike to the road and rode very fast away...
i was a bit surprised....but then...I shall do the same NEXT TIME...
my TURN TO BE FIERCE!
and a lady yell can be very piercing to the ears!!!Originally posted by av98m:I actually ignore the fuckers but c ock my fist and prepare for impact. They can jolly well cycle around me. I'm the guy on foot!!
One time this guy did crash into me and I proceeded to beat the crap out of him, right on the pavement outside nan hua primary school -
I agree .... my aunts, my uncles, my father, my mother, my sister ..... especially the last ......Originally posted by elindra:No leh the lousy drivers I have seen here are middle age men leh
I think majority of Singaporeans are lousy drivers
my younger brother has yet to pass his driving license, after three tries ... I think it may be a blessing ... -
Here's my theory about why men are so petty & bloody-minded on the roads (warning: gross generalization ahead :lol
For guys, a car is an extension of their ego. Therefore if anyone cuts them off, it's like a personal affront, as good as slapping them in the face. That is why diedie cannot let the bugger in front! Diedie cannot let the other cars pass first!! etcetc. It's PERSONAL.
I observe ladies are not that bad in this context. Cut cut lah, it's just driving. -
hehehehe if I'm already driving at 90-100 km/h, they want to cut, then go ahead... afterall i will not be the one that will be fined by the TP... hahahahaOriginally posted by choco B:Here's my theory about why men are so petty & bloody-minded on the roads (warning: gross generalization ahead :lol
For guys, a car is an extension of their ego. Therefore if anyone cuts them off, it's like a personal affront, as good as slapping them in the face. That is why diedie cannot let the bugger in front! Diedie cannot let the other cars pass first!! etcetc. It's PERSONAL.
I observe ladies are not that bad in this context. Cut cut lah, it's just driving. -
No leh I can't drive but damn impatientOriginally posted by choco B:Here's my theory about why men are so petty & bloody-minded on the roads (warning: gross generalization ahead :lol
For guys, a car is an extension of their ego. Therefore if anyone cuts them off, it's like a personal affront, as good as slapping them in the face. That is why diedie cannot let the bugger in front! Diedie cannot let the other cars pass first!! etcetc. It's PERSONAL.
I observe ladies are not that bad in this context. Cut cut lah, it's just driving.
I always ask MPB why he let the driver cut into his lane -
hmm...better late than dead
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not very true these days. I've had some bad encounters with CB female drivers when travelling by cab. fucking reckless drivers and they dare to shout and yell and threaten to sue/complaint even when they are the ones at fault for causing the near-accidents by anyhow speeding.Originally posted by choco B:Here's my theory about why men are so petty & bloody-minded on the roads (warning: gross generalization ahead :lol
For guys, a car is an extension of their ego. Therefore if anyone cuts them off, it's like a personal affront, as good as slapping them in the face. That is why diedie cannot let the bugger in front! Diedie cannot let the other cars pass first!! etcetc. It's PERSONAL.
I observe ladies are not that bad in this context. Cut cut lah, it's just driving. -
so far the bad drivers I've encountered are mostly middle-aged men.... some young punks, true...Originally posted by elindra:What I hate also are those young punks who drive dangerously thinking they are some charc from Initial D or something
I noticed especially alot of young punks driving the Hyundai Matrix drive dangerously
and 50% of them drive a merc.... -
you'd be surprised .... people here actually give way and pass .... they are CONSIDERATE ! ...Originally posted by choco B:Here's my theory about why men are so petty & bloody-minded on the roads (warning: gross generalization ahead :lol
For guys, a car is an extension of their ego. Therefore if anyone cuts them off, it's like a personal affront, as good as slapping them in the face. That is why diedie cannot let the bugger in front! Diedie cannot let the other cars pass first!! etcetc. It's PERSONAL.
I observe ladies are not that bad in this context. Cut cut lah, it's just driving.
the only few bad encounters on the road I've had here were from 1.) middle aged women ... 2.) asian punks .... 3) middle eastern/south asian immigrants .....
that said ... I survived the traffic of vancouver, calgary and edmonton .... driving there is often like playing daytona on an expressway ..... my last overnight trip to edmonton I witnessed 5 accidents on the roads .... -
i'm back from work~
started at 9am, finished at 11.30am
i am so efficient. muahahahahaha
and i'm so proud that i can usually park cars well.
probably because i used to drive a tonner, so cars are all small to me. -
My dad used to be a good driver
But now that he is older, I find that he is very 'blur' when it comes to driving
My mum drives a hell lot better then alot of males out there on the road but she has not driven for a long time, and the last time my brother and I said in the car with her behind the wheels, we were
Talk about dangerous driving. I dunno how many traffic rules she broke during that short journey
My brother drives like my dad when he was younger, so I told him most likely he will be a blur blur driver when he gets old -
our pedestrians are not that much better either. most jaywalk in a VERY reckless manner. quite frankly a lot of them deserve to be run over
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it does seem so that any angel turns DEVIL once they have their hands on the wheel
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basically there are bad drivers across the board... male or female....Originally posted by av98m:not very true these days. I've had some bad encounters with CB female drivers when travelling by cab. fucking reckless drivers and they dare to shout and yell and threaten to sue/complaint even when they are the ones at fault for causing the near-accidents by anyhow speeding.
it's just that what I can't stand is why male drivers (generally) refuse to admit that there are bad male drivers... and prefer to just assume that all bad drivers are female.... it's sexist and untrue!!
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Err merc drivers always think their car very big and they are either the most inconsiderate or the most recklessOriginally posted by KittynMeow:so far the bad drivers I've encountered are mostly middle-aged men.... some young punks, true...
and 50% of them drive a merc....
I have to agree that alot of them shouldn't be on the roads at all -
taxi drivers .... the biggest assholes on the roads ... period ! ... -
i dun like to drive around little india
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same here... sometimes i'll just press the damn horn for him which he hated... he say cannot like datOriginally posted by elindra:No leh I can't drive but damn impatient
I always ask MPB why he let the driver cut into his lane
i told him he underutilise his horn, wait spoilt liao also dunnoe
he din allow me to take up driving, say i'll be road bully... and the way i walk and bump into things, he'll have to clear the entire road just for me to drive on it
then again i think he's right 
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uhh.. i'm usually in the right-most lane and if anyone wants to overtake me, they will have to be going around 140km/h or more
i give way to pedestrians and i get honked at by the people behind
here's something i find on the roads almost every other day on the expressway... the guy is following behind another vehicle.. cuts out to the other lane and doesn't overtake but travels at the same speed as the car it was behind...
also, for expressways, i blame the idiots running LTA.. articulated vehicles = 50km/h... some goods vehicles/lorries = 60km/h... other goods vehicles/lorries = 70km/h
so you get 3 lots of heavy vehicles going on 3 lanes at 3 speeds.. causing total chaos on the roads..