Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 62nd Edition
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Ok I didn't get the joke earlier but since you pointed it outOriginally posted by the Bear:this sounds so damned wrong.. but i'm laughing my head off at it
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Haven't had that happen before since we're always armed with candy.Originally posted by elindra:Btw what kind of tricks do they play on you if you don't give candy?
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'Originally posted by elindra:OMG
I tell you it's not funny
I made salad last night and while I was handling the Lettuce, I started to think of Fatum -
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Anyway....all this halloween talk reminds me of a stupid case a few years back, this teenage girl and her friends went to toilet paper somebody's house and vandalise it in some other ways( was it shaving foam or whipped cream? or eggs?). The pissed off neighbour called the cops on her and she was arrested. She later went on the talk show circuit whining and crying about how mean and nasty the neighbours and cops were.
I'd have fucking shot her for trespassing and buried her body in my backyard -
While at the dentist's this morning, the admin people were all dressed up in the usual costumes. Fairy lah, 50s outfit lah... The one that really made my day was the lady who was dressed as white trash. She wore a fat suit under a singlet which was 2 sizes too small. So much so that it rolled up her fake belly, exposing her big old outie belly button that was covered with hair. As it that weren't enough, when she turned around, she had a long piece of toilet roll stuck in her butt crack.
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Originally posted by av98m:
Anyway....all this halloween talk reminds me of a stupid case a few years back, this teenage girl and her friends went to toilet paper somebody's house and vandalise it in some other ways( was it shaving foam or whipped cream? or eggs?). The pissed off neighbour called the cops on her and she was arrested. She later went on the talk show circuit whining and crying about how mean and nasty the neighbours and cops were.
I'd have fucking shot her for trespassing and buried her body in my backyard -
Bozz has better be firing me soon.
I am refusing to work. -
oki..enugh of teasing AV liao..
back to work....
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You heard about the one where a burglar broke into a house, slipped and injured his back, and sued the owner?Originally posted by av98m:Anyway....all this halloween talk reminds me of a stupid case a few years back, this teenage girl and her friends went to toilet paper somebody's house and vandalise it in some other ways( was it shaving foam or whipped cream? or eggs?). The pissed off neighbour called the cops on her and she was arrested. She later went on the talk show circuit whining and crying about how mean and nasty the neighbours and cops were.
I'd have fucking shot her for trespassing and buried her body in my backyard
In other news, I've created a Whinehouse thread on my personal pet peeve. -
so happeningOriginally posted by jetta:While at the dentist's this morning, the admin people were all dressed up in the usual costumes. Fairy lah, 50s outfit lah... The one that really made my day was the lady who was dressed as white trash. She wore a fat suit under a singlet which was 2 sizes too small. So much so that it rolled up her fake belly, exposing her big old outie belly button that was covered with hair. As it that weren't enough, when she turned around, she had a long piece of toilet roll stuck in her butt crack. -
lady dressed as white trash in a wifebeater
that is funnyOriginally posted by jetta:While at the dentist's this morning, the admin people were all dressed up in the usual costumes. Fairy lah, 50s outfit lah... The one that really made my day was the lady who was dressed as white trash. She wore a fat suit under a singlet which was 2 sizes too small. So much so that it rolled up her fake belly, exposing her big old outie belly button that was covered with hair. As it that weren't enough, when she turned around, she had a long piece of toilet roll stuck in her butt crack. -
Originally posted by jetta:While at the dentist's this morning, the admin people were all dressed up in the usual costumes. Fairy lah, 50s outfit lah... The one that really made my day was the lady who was dressed as white trash. She wore a fat suit under a singlet which was 2 sizes too small. So much so that it rolled up her fake belly, exposing her big old outie belly button that was covered with hair. As it that weren't enough, when she turned around, she had a long piece of toilet roll stuck in her butt crack.
LOL she has a good sense of humor -
Toof half day off today.
Going to heck care. Go collect tat motorcycle, go for my shooting and hopfully kills off the targets and whoever crappy SSS Oles that dares to come within my firing zone.
Then I am going to go home and sleep peacefully. -
Oh frack...I forgot to submit the HSA forms.
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yeah.. kitten.. go get some sleep
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YesOriginally posted by fudgester:You heard about the one where a burglar broke into a house, slipped and injured his back, and sued the owner?
In other news, I've created a Whinehouse thread on my personal pet peeve.
There was also this case where 2 burglars broke into a farm, and one of them was shot dead by the farmer(with a legally registered firearm) trying to run off with his loot. The farmer was convicted and jailed -
HSA? not OHS meh?
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Oh frack...I forgot to submit the HSA forms. -
It's official: We are out of candy. Yay!!!!
When my kids get back, I'll sift through what they collected, saving all the Kit Kats and Crunches for me. Who cares what they do with the rest. -
BTW, I pierced my ears yesterday.
What happens was, I was so angry at work, I took half day off.
Sat at Coffee Bean Boat Quay for a while. Walked to Raffles Hotel.
CYC shop tailored my shirts sleeve a tad short, so I managed to frightened them gently and the guy took back the shirts to lengthen the sleeves & cuffs for me......just in case of shrinkage....
Then walked to Fu Lu Shou Building and was picked up by one of the HQ SO. Grumbled all the way to him about the 'office manager in my office that made me upset yesterday' in his car. he drove me to East Coast Park where his friend has a pub. Had 2 mugs of beer there.
Then he need to go to Simei for back to back meetings....so he dropped me off at Simei Eastpoint.
I asked a stall assistant where can peirce ears. She says she does, so I sat down and had my ears peirced at the stall.
Then took the MRT to Bugis.....but another SO called and we chatted so much on the phone that I missed the Bugis stop.....continued chatting and I cross the platform and got onto the train going to Dhoby Gaut.
When I realised what happened. I drop off at Dhoby Ghaut station, cross the platform to go back to Cityhall MRT station.....then from there, I couldnt managed to squeeze into the train to Bugis! But all the while....I was on the phone chatting with him.
When finally I managed to squeeze into the train to go Bugis....the line was bad so we ended the conversation.
Met Lotus and we went shopping and then makan and continue chatting all the way. Lotus and me goes back a long way it seems. 1995. -
Sound so fun...Can I come next time, maybe visit u and celebrate Halloween...?
I chase after every kids and kapo their candy...Originally posted by jetta:It's official: We are out of candy. Yay!!!!
When my kids get back, I'll sift through what they collected, saving all the Kit Kats and Crunches for me. Who cares what they do with the rest. -
Ehhh....me never borther to read.Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:HSA? not OHS meh?
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VK and Lotus know each other?
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Come.Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:Sound so fun...Can I come next time, maybe visit u and celebrate Halloween...?
I chase after every kids and kapo their candy...
We had a family of 4 stop by our door. They were all dressed as a Flintstone character, Fred, Wilma, Pebbles and Dino. Cute.