Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 62nd Edition

• av98m

  31 Oct 07, 17:11

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Moral of the story
  Wanna BS your way through your interview, pls make sure you do your research about the company and products/services
  
  

  so very true
  
  and please make an effort to at least dress neatly lah
  
  and at the very least, be parepared for the following question:
  
  "why do you think we should hire you for this job/position?"
  
  if you cannot answer this question then bye bye liao
• fudgester

  31 Oct 07, 17:13

  *me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*
  
  During the test this morning, the lecturer went out for a while.... toilet break, methinks.
  
  While he was gone, I overheard a couple of guys behind me to my four o'clock position whispering some things.
  
  I let it slide and didn't report them since I didn't overhear what they were discussing about.... for all I know, they could be gay buddies discussing their romp later tonight at some seedy hotel in Geylang.
  
  I just hope they weren't discussing the questions and comparing answers.... one thing that hurts me badly is to have my honest effort put down by dishonest cheats.
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:14

  Originally posted by tare:

  i'll turn violent and dangerous too if i have kids and u attempt to influence them

  Such unsupportive peeps around here
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:16

  Originally posted by Lin Yu:

  wait till you have kids.......

  other pple kids =/= own kids
• the Bear

  31 Oct 07, 17:18

  actually, come to think about it, no court in the world would convict the parents for beating hisk to death
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:19

  i see legal systems are flawed and untenable everywhere
• Lin Yu

  31 Oct 07, 17:23

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  i see legal systems are flawed and untenable everywhere

  yeah....jail for tax evasion and fine for killing someone in an accident
• the Bear

  31 Oct 07, 17:26

  things like that, take it up with your MPs and ministers...
  
  all the talk about democracy, no one wants the responsibility of it.. which is to take your MPs and Ministers to task.. everyone is waiting for someone else to stand up and ask the questions.. in the end, they get so desperate that any questions will do, even if it is stupid and idiotic like CSJ's and the desperation of idiots out there like andyboy is embarassing to our country...
  
  btw, if you think laws suck here, look up the Three Strikes law in the US...
  
  i've almost about had it with the ignorance of the idiots in SC... and worse, they're proud of their ignorance and stupidity... don't be like them
  
  

  Originally posted by Lin Yu:

  yeah....jail for tax evasion and fine for killing someone in an accident

• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:27

  Originally posted by Lin Yu:

  yeah....jail for tax evasion and fine for killing someone in an accident

  yupz, but then again accident i'm half-hearted. if it was really an accident and the driver took all reasonable care; i don't really think the driver deserves too heavy a punishment either.
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:32

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  things like that, take it up with your MPs and ministers...
  
  all the talk about democracy, no one wants the responsibility of it.. which is to take your MPs and Ministers to task.. everyone is waiting for someone else to stand up and ask the questions.. in the end, they get so desperate that any questions will do, even if it is stupid and idiotic like CSJ's and the desperation of idiots out there like andyboy is embarassing to our country...
  
  btw, if you think laws suck here, look up the Three Strikes law in the US...
  
  i've almost about had it with the ignorance of the idiots in SC... and worse, they're proud of their ignorance and stupidity... don't be like them
  
  

  "In one particularly notorious case, Kevin Weber was sentenced to 26 years to life for the crime of stealing four chocolate chip cookies (previous strikes of burglary and assault with a deadly weapon) "
  
  
• av98m

  31 Oct 07, 17:32

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  btw, if you think laws suck here, look up the Three Strikes law in the US...
  
  

  Under their system, I can be jailed for life after shoplifting 3 times
  
  While the guy who commits manslaughter/aggravated assault & battery/armed robbery/rape etc once orr twice gets paroled for good behaviour
• elindra

  31 Oct 07, 17:33

  My boss is asking me to hire someone to help me or replace me so that I can do something else
  
  I told him if I can find someone I would!
  Alot of ppl do not want to work for SMEs coz you cannot siam at all
• elindra

  31 Oct 07, 17:35

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i've almost about had it with the ignorance of the idiots in SC... and worse, they're proud of their ignorance and stupidity... don't be like them
  
  

  Aiya they can be morons and proud of it
  Let them be
  They think they are smart and clever and everyone else are idiots without knowing the rest of the world is laughing at them
• av98m

  31 Oct 07, 17:35

  Originally posted by elindra:

  My boss is asking me to hire someone to help me or replace me so that I can do something else
  
  I told him if I can find someone I would!
  Alot of ppl do not want to work for SMEs coz you cannot siam at all

  I volunteer to replace ham murderer if you'll pay me 3k a month. But I will only do whatever he is already currently doing. No more no less. The reason why you should hire me for this job is that I shower and brush my teeth twice a day. I even change my underwear daily.
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:36

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Under their system, I can be jailed for life after shoplifting 3 times
  
  While the guy who commits manslaughter/aggravated assault & battery/armed robbery/rape etc once orr twice gets paroled for good behaviour

  from what i read in wiki, its worse in california. you can commit one act which attracts 3 charges and thats it
  
  so imagine, entering a house to steal and then gets discovered by the owner and you threathen the person to not chase after you.
  
  illegal entry, theft, robbery/threatening. oops!!
• the Bear

  31 Oct 07, 17:37

  i was about to go badger the tech FM about replacing my broken printer... then he said he is just fixing things.. assets got to get from the infrastructure/assets side...
  
  then the clerk chipped in.. her PC is being updated so that it can do what it could before the MicroSloth update... i have to badger the Head (Infrastructure) by sending him about 3 to 4 email reminders a day and then escalate by sending him every hour.. half hour.. until he buay tahan and okay the new printer
  
  got like that one
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:37

  Originally posted by elindra:

  My boss is asking me to hire someone to help me or replace me so that I can do something else
  
  I told him if I can find someone I would!
  Alot of ppl do not want to work for SMEs coz you cannot siam at all

  does that include doing ham murderer's work for him? I'll do it for a good pay
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:39

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i was about to go badger the tech FM about replacing my broken printer... then he said he is just fixing things.. assets got to get from the infrastructure/assets side...
  
  then the clerk chipped in.. her PC is being updated so that it can do what it could before the MicroSloth update... i have to badger the Head (Infrastructure) by sending him about 3 to 4 email reminders a day and then escalate by sending him every hour.. half hour.. until he buay tahan and okay the new printer
  
  got like that one

  so if you need something just set up a macro to send emaiil to infrastructure head every minute?
• elindra

  31 Oct 07, 17:41

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I volunteer to replace ham murderer if you'll pay me 3k a month. But I will only do whatever he is already currently doing. No more no less. The reason why you should hire me for this job is that I shower and brush my teeth twice a day. I even change my underwear daily.

  Err it is not to replace HM but to replace me
  You will report to me and do my job and I have to develop new products
  And hor also have to penetrate the Vietnamese market which I'm working on
  If things go well, Vietnam is the next place on the list for me to fly too
  
  HM my boss treating it like charity case liao -_-"
  
  

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  does that include doing ham murderer's work for him? I'll do it for a good pay

  Pay here is not a problem as long as you can deliver the work
  Higher pay = higher expectations from you wor
  
  
• elindra

  31 Oct 07, 17:43

  I have 101 stuff which is pending to do
  I cannot cope anymore
  My baby is turning into a monster
  I have to handle a nightmare
  And I have to listen to my boss nag about HM
  zzzz
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:45

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Pay here is not a problem as long as you can deliver the work
  Higher pay = higher expectations from you wor
  
  

  is the work very hard?
• elindra

  31 Oct 07, 17:48

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  is the work very hard?

  Define hard work -_-"
  
• hisoka

  31 Oct 07, 17:49

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Define hard work -_-"
  

  don't know
  
  you say higher expectations like its going to be very hard mah
• av98m

  31 Oct 07, 17:51

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Define hard work -_-"
  

  See, you replace ham murderer with me your stress will go down A LOT because the office will not stink anymore and I am capable of understanding simple instructions. I understand ham murderer is getting 2k. You have to pay me the extra 1k premium for the hygiene and witty repartee
  
  Somemore your boss will stop nagging about ham murderer
• the Bear

  31 Oct 07, 17:52

  you should deduct some from the $3k coz her neighbour keeps giving her company lots of things to eat
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  See, you replace ham murderer with me your stress will go down A LOT because the office will not stink anymore and I am capable of understanding simple instructions. I understand ham murderer is getting 2k. You have to pay me the extra 1k premium for the hygiene and witty repartee