Originally posted by the Bear:very tempted to write that he dug out bits of his brain.. that's why his GPA is in *&$# this semester (he was complaining about that in another topic)
since no more brains, GPA drop
month end coming, roach should be crushed by mountains of invoices....Originally posted by stellazio:looks at invoices on table.
tears starts rolling out.
tears of happiness.
only need to work for 1 hour today.
ahh i'll miss this job.![]()
Originally posted by stellazio:looks at invoices on table.
tears starts rolling out.
tears of happiness.
only need to work for 1 hour today.
ahh i'll miss this job.![]()
monday, the tsunami will come.Originally posted by tare:month end coming, roach should be crushed by mountains of invoices....
I think that guy's brain is elsewhere...literallyOriginally posted by elindra:Should I laugh or should I cry?
I asked Ham Murderer for a file on the phone
And he told me, " XXX File? I dun have XXX File. There was never an XXX File before"
I told him "Yes there is a XXX File. Where the heck did you keep it."
HM "But there is no XXX File"
Me " There is one because YOU GOT THE INFORMATION AND YOU OPENED THAT FILE!!!"
HM " (Silence) Is there really such a file? If there is, it should be on my desk."
Me " Forget it"
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I have already searched that desk and that file was opened and managed by him and he can tell me dun have this file. WTF.
If he's got one at all....Originally posted by av98m:I think that guy's brain is elsewhere...literally![]()
He's soooo lucky that your boss is vert kind to him.Originally posted by elindra:Should I laugh or should I cry?
This happens to me so often its not funnyOriginally posted by elindra:KNS my boss asked me today how come I never teach him this and that
I said I already taught him this and that and I gave up already and it's faster to do it myself
Then my boss said I should make him do it everyday so he learns
*faints*
I complained to my colleague who said, " You never tell the boss you teach him, he forgets it the next sec, just like his file "![]()
I should have told my bossOriginally posted by av98m:This happens to me so often its not funny
The best part is I get some of the jokers to write down what I teach, later on still come back and ask me the same questions. Then I ask them where are their notes, they say either lost or cannot read their own handwriting ><
But, they have one huge competitive advantage over ham murderer. They bath regularly![]()
x 2Originally posted by stellazio:suddenly ham murderer makes me look awesome.
even though i'm so slack.![]()
look on the bright side, maybe she going to attend interview elsewhereOriginally posted by tare:rem the new secretary i was grumbling abt?
she was the other new exec secretary... and my little boss want me to hands off their files and throw it to her... excuse me! 2 type of simple reporting and 1 type of email instructions, with me checking almost every step she also can make mistakes... throw her everything?! he want her to die or me to die trying to teach her??!!!
anw she on urgent half day leave... she really just dump her stuff and leave a msg to my little boss to tell ME tat her pc is not off and i can USE it.... she got 4 letters dated YEST tat haven't send out! wtf!!!
nope she went to attend to her dunnoe S pass or watever... she's FT mahOriginally posted by InnoHippo:look on the bright side, maybe she going to attend interview elsewhere
Is it in your pocket? Try to back track what you did yesterday...Originally posted by Celtic Knot:i am home....ransack my whole room and i cannot find my thumb drive..
i am going to cry liao..
erm.. u need it urgently? if not just leave it and go out have a good time... items lost often turn up when we ain't lookingOriginally posted by Celtic Knot:i have not seen it for a week liao...wasn't using it so...didnt notice it was gone..
no wonder ....... work attitude so differentOriginally posted by tare:nope she went to attend to her dunnoe S pass or watever... she's FT mah