caramon says and what others say.
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caramon says:
Sumiko is your very best example.. at age 40, she finally realised the need for marriage.. still remember her prawn peeling article?
I remember her prawn peeling article and her disgust in knowing that other women were peeling prawns for their men.. Now she understands where her staunch feminist stand had landed her in, singlehood......or should I say loneliness instead?
To all women out there who are anti-men, high nosed, and plain proud... Sumiko will be your example.... She finally regret and said in her recent article that DEAD at 40 if u don't get married...
It's not too late to turn around and start peeling prawns for your men.. Dont be like Sumiko, she doesnt have a chance to peel prawns for anyone..
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Keuriseudo says:
Who peel prawns for who is not important.
What's most important is that both must eat.
S.H.I.N.
Snowflag says:
are u that gal called Hao Meili?
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caramon says:
There seems to be a new term for Singaporean women: "dinner wh0res" - They only go out with you if you take them somewhere fancy, classy and expensive for dinner.. Yet unlike guys, they will never offer to share the bills, often sitting there and waiting for you to settle the bills..
Beggar is define as someone who wants something for free.. dinner wh0res is define as someone who wants something for free and treat them as equal..
Go around any pubs or disco and you will discovered most if not all bills are settle by guys.. Women wants to be treated as equal, but when it comes to payment, they are not gentleman enough.. For the poor guys who always pay and pay, you will always be at the receiving end.. End of the day, those dinner and drinks wh0res will lament " why you always no money" ? How to marry me in future..
Can the intellectual wh0res tell me, why the double standard?
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he says even more in the same thread becos simply he does not know how to shut up:
All the time, we(men) get bashed from those feminist-pig... Its not about women-bashing, but the retaliation that we(men) finally did after tolerating all these years.. so those feminist wants equality.. but cried foul when guys back-lash at them..
Girls likes to assume being in a stronger position, but when presented in such a situation, they find those guys as wimps or not assertives enough.. when going for a date, they like guys to treat them as their equals, but when it comes to payment, they expects guys to pay.. It's officiate as 'correct' or a must, but when urge their counterparts to foot the bills, girls lament them as 'stingy and 'ungentlemen'.. comments like this have become so common place that nobody stops and thinks how 'unequal' or 'unfair' this is..
I wish I can logically explain this phenomenon, but it's beyond my ability to fathom what's going on in their pea size brain.. They have no problem to treat men as their equals, but they got a big problem in behaving like a gentlemen..
Apparently, we guys are supposed to take insults 'like a joke' or 'like a man', but when a guy says something about girls, he's label as 'sexist' or a chauvinist.. Girls like to project themselves as independent when around with guys, but when in the presence of ang moh, singapore women turn into submissive sl_uts.. All that 'modern independent woman' crap goes out of the window the moment they start licking the boots of the ang moh..
But one thing I can do, is say that the phenomenon doesnÂ’t last forever.. As more local guys are marrying overseas, its only time before those feminists, intellectual wh0res finally woke up to find themselves in a 'solace' situation and realise they should remain less vocal and in less unassuming position.. Until then, I propose a toast to all the guys.. You know who you are, and I know you are sick of the double standards thats been practising by the local ladies.. Fear not, as your well deserved vindication is coming..
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Heng jie says:
another whiney post. LOSER!!!
first bam bam!
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"but it's beyond my ability to fathom what's going on in their pea size brain.. " 1stly, i find that this line applies so true to you
2ndly "They have no problem to treat men as their equals, but they got a big problem in behaving like a gentlemen.. " once again u are more or less using Compton Mackenzie's quote without giving credit where it's due.
3rdly, u're still living in the 1930s because thats when good 'ol compton said his quote.
4thly, once again u're saying the same old *@@! u've repeated many times over in other of your equally useless, meaningless, *@@!ty crappy posts. u're sounding like a broken record and in case u think u're speaking up for men and u didn't actually notice, most guys here think u're a Fuckwit too. maybe u might wanna shut up b4 u scupper your chances with gay men too.
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like my dad always says, some ppl make themselves get cursed n sworn at by ppl like that, one day they kenna knocked down by car also dunno why their own karma so bad.
final bam bam!
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heng jie, join in the fun. help me collect all his article, then mebe we can compile into one book that is titled"Stupidest things ever said.."Originally posted by HENG@:
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.. had a gd laugh be4 going for my dental. (sigh~)
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okok. I will. His stupidity is just too hilarious to go un-chronicled.Originally posted by icyprincess:heng jie, join in the fun. help me collect all his article, then mebe we can compile into one book that is titled"Stupidest things ever said.."
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What the topic was about:
If I publish a book about owning a car,will u buy?
caramon says:
Just a survey.. inside will be the complete guide of owning a car.. like what sound causes it to happen and how to take care.. which part to change.. etc etc.. It will act as a prevention to those scrupulous and shrewd car mechanics too..
Will you buy, if priced at $9.90 ?
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HENG@ says:
For the record, I will never buy a book on anything Caramon writes about. Seriously, from someone who once told us "The sun is the biggest star in our universe.. " to believe anything he says is pure lunancy.
there are people who are stupid, they are fine. then there are the ones who are stupid but think they are smart, and keep wanting to show off their "intelligence"; (or lack thereof). Now those are the ones we should avoid, and I certainly don't think buying any books on any subject written by one of these show-offy dumbAsses is a good idea from any angle u care to look at it from.
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caramon says:
Yes, those internet savy may not buy, but how many of them are free enough to search for the materials? when it is both time consuming and non-guarantee.. You may not find what you want from the net..
Why the same car but the other have more consumption? Example : more than 100km difference..
Why turning got sound? NOTE: its not the drive shaft..
Why car can't start? NOTE: its not the battery..
Why air-con blower so soft? NOTE: its not low gas..
Why after some distance the car got weird sound from engine compartment? NOTE: its not engine gone case...
I can go on and on, and all these, I doubt you can get it from the net..
anyway I thank you for the time and I appreciated it.. thanks
Regards,
Caramon
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HENG@ says:
It's easy to say what is NOT the problem. U can't tell us what the problem is though, and that's basically useless ain't it?
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dansplace says:
HAHAHAA.... that is the funniest thread I have read for... well... this week!!! (cannot read beyond this week)...
Should also include in the book:
When you hear a big BANG and your car drifts to the left on a straight road: NOTE: its not your tires... dun worry, its your subwoofer coming to life... as for the drift... the road is really slanted to the left...
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What the topic was about:
Caramon's Helpful Book on Car Ownership
caramon says:
Yes, those internet savy may not buy, but how many of them are free enough to search for the materials? when it is both time consuming and non-guarantee.. You may not find what you want from the net..
Why the same car but the other have more consumption? Example : more than 100km difference..
Why turning got sound? NOTE: its not the drive shaft..
Why car can't start? NOTE: its not the battery..
Why air-con blower so soft? NOTE: its not low gas..
Why after some distance the car got weird sound from engine compartment? NOTE: its not engine gone case...
I can go on and on, and all these, I doubt you can get it from the net..
anyway I thank you for the time and I appreciated it.. thanks
Regards,
Caramon
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thinger says:
air con BLOWER?
holy Shit, learn your terminology first caramon
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jiayong says:
hmm..actually i would like to know other than the drive shaft..what else can cause noise when turning.
Also..yesterday i tried to help a satay uncle start his car. His battery wasnt flat but the spark plugs just wont give electricity to the engine to ignite. All fuses were checked and were intact. Couldnt diagnose whats wrong other than the dristributor may be faulty.
Cameron..can help me out pls?
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caramon says:
Try turning without pressing the accelerator, hear if there's any sound.. try turning with accelerator again, if there's sound, most probably it's the gearbox.. need a overhaul..
1) check the spark plugs.
2) check the cables.
3) check the starter motor.
4) check the wirings.
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TwinTurbo_Supra says:
how do you actually "check" them? :lol
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caramon says:
The book, priced at $9.90 will reveal everything..
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jiayong says:
a little insight here will certainly help convince us to buy your book. -
What the topic was about:
Do you judge a person by the car he drive?
caramon says:
especially gals.. do you?
Be trueful, don't Lie hor..
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HENG@ says:
no we judge people by looking at what sort of crap comes outta their mouths. for example... someone who wants to publish a book on cars, which tells u what is NOT the cause of the problems, or someone who tells us the sun is the biggest star in the universe, is definately talking crap, hence judged to be stupid. oh yes. it doesn't help that someone that he is also a stupid 1930s sexist living in the 21st centuary.
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crazy monkey says:
we can judge a person by the posting he made.
caramon you sux !
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chillz88 says:
so wes brown is intelligent ?
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HENG@ says:
there is a difference. from wes brown's posts, we can only detect a lack of evidence of intelligence, which itself is not evidence of lack of intelligence. Whereas in caramon's post, we detect evidence of a lack of intelligence, which means he's unintelligent! -
im hungry
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icy mei!Originally posted by icyprincess:
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yea i m here. waiting for caramon to write another stupid article so i can shoot him with my rifleOriginally posted by HENG@:icy mei!
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Here's the latest proof of caramon repeating himself over and over again
caramon says (for the hundredth time):
All the time, we(men) get bashed from those feminist-pig... Its not about women-bashing, but the retaliation that we(men) finally did after tolerating all these years.. so those feminist wants equality.. but cried foul when guys back-lash at them..
Girls likes to assume being in a stronger position, but when presented in such a situation, they find those guys as wimps or not assertives enough.. when going for a date, they like guys to treat them as their equals, but when it comes to payment, they expects guys to pay.. It's officiate as 'correct' or a must, but when urge their counterparts to foot the bills, girls lament them as 'stingy and 'ungentlemen'.. comments like this have become so common place that nobody stops and thinks how 'unequal' or 'unfair' this is..
I wish I can logically explain this phenomenon, but it's beyond my ability to fathom what's going on in their pea size brain.. They have no problem to treat men as their equals, but they got a big problem in behaving like a gentlemen..
Apparently, we guys are supposed to take insults 'like a joke' or 'like a man', but when a guy says something about girls, he's label as 'sexist' or a chauvinist.. Girls like to project themselves as independent when around with guys, but when in the presence of ang moh, singapore women turn into submissive sl_uts.. All that 'modern independent woman' crap goes out of the window the moment they start licking the boots of the ang moh..
But one thing I can do, is say that the phenomenon doesnÂ’t last forever.. As more local guys are marrying overseas, its only time before those feminists, intellectual wh0res finally woke up to find themselves in a 'solace' situation and realise they should remain less vocal and in less unassuming position.. Until then, I propose a toast to all the guys.. You know who you are, and I know you are sick of the double standards thats been practising by the local ladies.. Fear not, as your well deserved vindication is coming..
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Devil1976 says:
No one really bother to reply....
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Nelstar says:
One word to explain what caramon is doing : ' Whining '
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mistyblue says:
His mom musta beat him with a stupid stick and drop him on the ground when he was young..
Did he escape from IMH again!!!! Would someone put this guy down with a tranqualizer!
Aye I hear there are psyc in this site, please focus your thoughts on this moron's computer and fry the damn motherboard!
What a fukin' bitter boy.
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oldbreadstinks says:
look, its funny when you first started, and you did list points that i agreed with, but now this is getting stupid, you're going into overkill mode , wtf, did you get dumped for an ang moh or something?
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Another gem by Nellie mei mei
UOB Lady's Card The guys don't get it, caramon don't get it.
Sgforums Intelligent Card Guys get it but caramon don't get it.
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you beat me to it.
add in this one to the latest entry:
oldbreadstinks says:
look, its funny when you first started, and you did list points that i agreed with, but now this is getting stupid, you're going into overkill mode , wtf, did you get dumped for an ang moh or something? -
Done!Originally posted by HENG@:you beat me to it.
add in this one to the latest entry:
oldbreadstinks says:
look, its funny when you first started, and you did list points that i agreed with, but now this is getting stupid, you're going into overkill mode , wtf, did you get dumped for an ang moh or something?
He seems to like to use the phrase "pea-sized brain"...no other word ka?
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WOW My post made it in here...
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u shud feel honored...you are part of the "Stupidest Things Ever Said.." book effort. If the book ever got published, you will get credits for it, dun worry lolOriginally posted by mistyblue:WOW My post made it in here...
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^5!Originally posted by icyprincess:u shud feel honored...you are part of the "Stupidest Things Ever Said.." book effort. If the book ever got published, you will get credits for it, dun worry lol
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well some people like to use what they're familiar with, and since he's obviously familiar with a pea-sized brain, having one himself, he decides that its most convenient to use that phrase.Originally posted by icyprincess:Done!
He seems to like to use the phrase "pea-sized brain"...no other word ka?
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lol...at least he should vary his word...dun even have writing skillOriginally posted by HENG@:well some people like to use what they're familiar with, and since he's obviously familiar with a pea-sized brain, having one himself, he decides that its most convenient to use that phrase.
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Well, what can you expect from an airhead?Originally posted by icyprincess:lol...at least he should vary his word...dun even have writing skill
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stop posting?Originally posted by Nelstar:Well, what can you expect from an airhead?
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here's anotehr "gem" by none other than our MCP-in-residence caramon:
caramon says:
What you think of her?
-We girls solemnly swear to get rid of stupid MCPs one fine day.- xiaxue
"guys are useless, guys are jerks, guys are this, guys are that, etc.. sweeping statements like this have become so commonplace that nobody even bothers to stop & think how insulting, sexist and discriminatory this male-bashing is..
Apparently if female insults a guy, we're supposed to "take it as a joke" or "take it like a man".. But the moment a man says something about a woman, he's label a chauvinist..
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crazy monkey says:
then wat are you ? attention gigolo ?
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elindra says:
Caramon, to me you are an attentionwh0re like XiaXue.
Actually you sound exactly like a male version of her!
Heng jie says:
I find it ironic, but caramon is also an attention Whore.
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i am hungry