Another Catholic joke: The Most Stupid Man On Earth
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There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!" -
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bo liaoOriginally posted by Ariedartin:*giggle*
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A warning to us that we have to learn to see God working in the things and people around us.
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i like this joke..
The Church pipes sprang a leak so the Parish Priest called in the only plumber in town, a Protestant.
He was a joker but went to work, climbing into the crawlspace to get at the pipes.
He noticed he could see a pew and a matronly old lady praying the Rosary.
He decided to play a trick on her. With his booming voice, he bellowed, "I am Jesus! Ask and it shall be given unto you!"
The old lady looked up and around, but went back to her Rosary.
He was puzzled. Again, he cried out loudly, "I am Jesus! I will grant you your wishes!"
Again, the lady looked around, a little annoyed and went back to her Rosary.
Almost angered, the plumber used all his might in his voice and said, "This is Jesus! What are your wishes?"
This time, the old lady looked up and said, "Hush! I'm talking to your Mother!"
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already posted ler, recently
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Originally posted by the Bear:i like this joke..
The Church pipes sprang a leak so the Parish Priest called in the only plumber in town, a Protestant.
He was a joker but went to work, climbing into the crawlspace to get at the pipes.
He noticed he could see a pew and a matronly old lady praying the Rosary.
He decided to play a trick on her. With his booming voice, he bellowed, "I am Jesus! Ask and it shall be given unto you!"
The old lady looked up and around, but went back to her Rosary.
He was puzzled. Again, he cried out loudly, "I am Jesus! I will grant you your wishes!"
Again, the lady looked around, a little annoyed and went back to her Rosary.
Almost angered, the plumber used all his might in his voice and said, "This is Jesus! What are your wishes?"
This time, the old lady looked up and said, "Hush! I'm talking to your Mother!" -
good one hahaOriginally posted by the Bear:i like this joke..
The Church pipes sprang a leak so the Parish Priest called in the only plumber in town, a Protestant.
He was a joker but went to work, climbing into the crawlspace to get at the pipes.
He noticed he could see a pew and a matronly old lady praying the Rosary.
He decided to play a trick on her. With his booming voice, he bellowed, "I am Jesus! Ask and it shall be given unto you!"
The old lady looked up and around, but went back to her Rosary.
He was puzzled. Again, he cried out loudly, "I am Jesus! I will grant you your wishes!"
Again, the lady looked around, a little annoyed and went back to her Rosary.
Almost angered, the plumber used all his might in his voice and said, "This is Jesus! What are your wishes?"
This time, the old lady looked up and said, "Hush! I'm talking to your Mother!" -
Originally posted by the Bear:i like this joke..
The Church pipes sprang a leak so the Parish Priest called in the only plumber in town, a Protestant.
He was a joker but went to work, climbing into the crawlspace to get at the pipes.
He noticed he could see a pew and a matronly old lady praying the Rosary.
He decided to play a trick on her. With his booming voice, he bellowed, "I am Jesus! Ask and it shall be given unto you!"
The old lady looked up and around, but went back to her Rosary.
He was puzzled. Again, he cried out loudly, "I am Jesus! I will grant you your wishes!"
Again, the lady looked around, a little annoyed and went back to her Rosary.
Almost angered, the plumber used all his might in his voice and said, "This is Jesus! What are your wishes?"
This time, the old lady looked up and said, "Hush! I'm talking to your Mother!"