On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day
by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span
of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time
to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give
you back the other ten?" So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give
you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk
to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give
you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's
kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For this,
I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only
twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave back? That makes eighty,
okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play, and enjoy ourselves. Then for the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our families.
For the ten years after that, we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten
years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
