How to be annoying... Part I
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1. When someone try to say something, shout 'NO!'. Interrupt his speech and thoughts often.
2. When someone try to shake your hands, try clearing your throat and holding their wrist.
3. When someone try to ask something, ask him the same question and end it with 'Why huh?' Repeat 'Why huh?' with different tones to make it even more effective.
4. When you're blocking someone's way, extend your arms to the fullest and purposely block their way.
5. When someone try to hug you, pinch your nose and make a scene of it as if he/she smelled like a dead rat.
6. Borrow someone's phone and call everyone on the list.
7. When someone try to ask for directions. Point up to the sky and stare at it. When they ask you what you're looking at, say it's none of their business.
8. Stand in front of the people who are sitting down at the bus stop and purposely block them from the view.
9. Swing around in a crowded bus when the bus is stationary.
10. While crossing the road when the green man appears, stick out your tongue and put your thumbs on the cheek with your palms facing out. Do that to the cars that are stopped and shake a bit, shaking your butt vigourously -
asking to be punched izzit
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Where all else fails, employ SBSK.
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if all else fails .... employ ditzyOriginally posted by ditzy:Where all else fails, employ SBSK. -
Originally posted by InnoHippo:if all else fails .... employ ditzy
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If ditzy fails... No that's impossible! How can ditzy fail?Originally posted by InnoHippo:if all else fails .... employ ditzy -
repeatedly poke him when trying to get his attention
when got into a quarrel with someone u dont like, arrogantly give him a few pats on the cheek and say "ze me yang, wo suang le"
(will demo this if asked during next outing)
repeatedly ask someone "wo mei ma?" or "wo yandao ma?"...btw i got real life examples in me school...and she did it for the two semester..
continue singing happy birthday song to someone on his birthday..then rap for his attention again and start singing again...
continually ask someone whether he or she miss u or not..ask him all over msn, icq, handphone and in person...
disturb someone when he is trying to concentrate, especially during his studies...
disturb mother when she is trying to cook, and ask her silly questions, or make a remark on her cooking, to washing style, to hairstyle...guarantee the chopper will fly away....
make sarcastic remarks (but not referring directly) about someone online
put a or a behind all statements
Will add more
The above actions have been demonstrated, seen in real people or been committed by me.... -
SBSK pwned.Originally posted by Nelstar:If ditzy fails... No that's impossible! How can ditzy fail? -
i remember some abt being annoying in the movies...
1. Read the subtitles loudly.
2. Suck the straw constantly when ur drink finish.
3. When someone's hp rang, say "ORHHHHH...."
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Ayukat vs SBSKOriginally posted by ditzy:SBSK pwned. -
Bug detected in Bot ......Originally posted by Nelstar:If ditzy fails... No that's impossible! How can ditzy fail?
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i do all of the above@@@!!!!!!!Originally posted by laurence82:continually ask someone whether he or she miss u or not..ask him all over msn, icq, handphone and in person...
put a or a behind all statements how??? 
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this was done by a guy to another guy, or even to many peopleOriginally posted by shinta:i do all of the above@@@!!!!!!! how???
i'm annoyin....
this was done to make us pek chek.... -
Originally posted by Nelstar:Ayukat vs SBSK
courtesy of the.raven. -
That reminds me..Originally posted by ditzy:
courtesy of the.raven. -
Originally posted by ditzy:
courtesy of the.raven. -
Try attempting on me. Wait a minute. I do not keep my icq on, didn't bother to check my friendster, hardly uses msn, doesnt read my private messages, hardly reply to sms.Originally posted by shinta:i do all of the above@@@!!!!!!! how???
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i do it to everyone!!Originally posted by laurence82:this was done by a guy to another guy, or even to many people
this was done to make us pek chek.... -
in real life lo.. in outings...Originally posted by Nelstar:Try attempting on me. Wait a minute. I do not keep my icq on, didn't bother to check my friendster, hardly uses msn, doesnt read my private messages, hardly reply to sms. -
thought they did it to u on outingsOriginally posted by shinta:in real life lo.. in outings... 
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no lar.. i do that to my frenz... lolzOriginally posted by InnoHippo:thought they did it to u on outings