DDH Quotes for the Day
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1 out of 1 means 100 % !Originally posted by sillyme:USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
--David Letterman
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corlect!! *ding ding ding*Originally posted by paperchicken:1 out of 1 means 100 % !
and this is my 17001 posts
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GEORGE QUOTES
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"Please, a little respect as I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots"
"Is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?"
"It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!"
"Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship."
"I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'"
"I feel like my old self again... Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic... It's a pleasure." -
More GEORGE QUOTES:
"Its not a lie, if you believe its true."
"But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I got it all."
"Yeah, I'm a great quitter. Its one of the things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up!"
"I don't want hope, hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When your hopeless, you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive." -
"The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing but expecting a different result."
--- Anonymous
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
--- George Carlin
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
--- Larry Miller -
Ellen DeGeneres:
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.