DDH Quotes for the Day
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"Tell me something more to impress me."
"I've got a big one!"
"If you don't give me my money back. I'm gonna punch you in each eye. Then I'm gonna punch you in the mouth. Then I am going to take a stick and crack your head. In otherwords I'm going to open everything thats closed and close everything that's open."
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Nobody needs a smile so much as the one who has none to give. So get used to smiling heart-warming smiles, and you will spread sunshine in a sometimes dreary world.
Lawrence G. Lovasik
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Dont Bio Me ?
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"I dunno what makes you so dumb, but it really works."
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Originally posted by paperchicken:Dont Bio Me ?
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ha ha .... ditzy is still hippo's fav BOTOriginally posted by ditzy:"I dunno what makes you so dumb, but it really works." 
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i,Robot.
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THink more, talk less. -
think more about how not to think too muchOriginally posted by Parka: THink more, talk less.
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One crap session a day keep the doctor away.
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From Sex and the City
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If you keep talking like that I'm going to have to charge you by the minute.
Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future.
Of course, he died penniless and single.
There's a woman in there br.ea.stfeeding a child who can chew steak.
They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week. I'd like to know who that woman is. -
Sleeping is to prepare myself for the journey ahead.....
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Sleeping at work is to prepare for my party after-workOriginally posted by Kenashi:Sleeping is to prepare myself for the journey ahead..... -
the best isOriginally posted by InnoHippo:Sleeping at work is to prepare for my party after-work
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Whats for dinner.
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chicken or duck wrapped in paper?Originally posted by paperchicken:Whats for dinner. -
who want to try hippo meat ?Originally posted by InnoHippo:chicken or duck wrapped in paper? 
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Jerry Seinfield Quotes
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper.
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.
Men we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who? -
Hippo working very hard to boost ratings.
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Be Silly. Be honest. Be kind.
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Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans: it's lovely to be silly at the right moment.
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Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.
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When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
--Unknown