~~Chinese and Indian Movies~~
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Extracted from my email .....quite funny and how true it is...
>Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies
>
>
>1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be
>killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an
>orphan.
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>2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his
>breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping
>his head and being declared dead.
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>3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across
>distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages,
>they still have to walk or ride horses.
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>4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
gold
>and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
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>5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter
how
>big the country is and no matter where they are.
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>6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down
>cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
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>7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and
never
>drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots) -
>Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies
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>1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
>will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
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>2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless
>they first perform a dance number in the rain.
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>3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other
>situation.
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>4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100
people
>will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
>
>5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy he is up
>against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is
his
>mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle
>and so forth.
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>6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between
>sentences) are No Problem! My God! Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!,
>Please forgive me!
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>7. They fall on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out
>with different clothing.
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>8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyes-lid,
>and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same
>time without being out of breath. -
really true and funny too.
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