Marriage: Happiness or Fustrations~~
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Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence (a life
sentence).
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage
is an
institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third
year, they both speak
and the NEIGHBOR listens.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the
alarm clock.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it
is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin. They
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
>loves. After the
>marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
"I married Miss right, I just didn't know her
first name was
Always."
A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL -
MONEY, A
BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN
POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his
friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if
you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
"AREN'T YOU
WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other
replied, "YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED.
The next day he
received a hundred letters and they all said the same
thing - YOU CAN
HAVE MINE.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure
of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is. -
aahhHHHh...bery chim....
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cheem meh.....got meaning de leh....hahahaOriginally posted by dcx:aahhHHHh...bery chim.... -
chim~~~~~~~bery chim~~~~~ simi meaning?Originally posted by cindtan29:cheem meh.....got meaning de leh....hahaha -
heehee....hidden meaning....cannot teach or explain...only by having experiences then u know liao.....Originally posted by dcx:chim~~~~~~~bery chim~~~~~ simi meaning? 
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Experience?? ohHhHhh~~~~ I love to experience~~~~Originally posted by cindtan29:heehee....hidden meaning....cannot teach or explain...only by having experiences then u know liao..... 
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positive thinking ........
laugh off ur frustrations as a joke ......... -
Wow biang, i see i headache la..
