Some Things You Just Can't Explain (Joke)
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly
getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey,
why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?
" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.
The farmer then decides to try an answer,
"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow
milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her
left leg and kicked it over." That's not so bad,
what's the big deal?" The farmer says,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened?" the man asked again.
The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied
it to the post on the left with some rope.
Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got
the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.
" "Again?" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
" So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the
right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as
I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over
the bucket with her tail." "Wow, you must have been pretty
upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what else did you do?" the man asked
again. "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my
belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when
my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
"Some things you just can't explain."
Have A Fun Day
Thought You Might Get A KICK Out Of This
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this shld be in the bar
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Say Moo!Originally posted by InnoHippo:A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly
getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey,
why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?
" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.
The farmer then decides to try an answer,
"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow
milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her
left leg and kicked it over." That's not so bad,
what's the big deal?" The farmer says,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened?" the man asked again.
The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied
it to the post on the left with some rope.
Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got
the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.
" "Again?" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
" So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the
right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as
I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over
the bucket with her tail." "Wow, you must have been pretty
upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what else did you do?" the man asked
again. "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my
belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when
my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
"Some things you just can't explain."
Have A Fun Day
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this is a joke for all ages u knowOriginally posted by poon cho tang:this shld be in the bar -
wahaha so funnie