Favourite Movie Quotes
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Nice...Originally posted by Kismet:Jerry MaGuire:
"Show me the Money !!!"
"You complete me."
"Stop, you had me at hello ... " -
Debbie does Dallas:
Oh!! OH!!! OHH!!!!! -
Mickey Knox:
it's cool.. it won't matter where he takes you, to timbuktu... i told you we're fate... they can't stop fate... nobody can... it won't matter.. one of these nights, i'll be coming to see ya..
this is made so much more tender and chilling at the same time.. knowing it's from Mickey Knox to his wife, Mallory.. they are so in love, yet are stone cold serial killers... -
also this from the same movie..
Mallory:
wherever we go, whatever happens Mickey, when i look up at the stars, i'll know you're looking at the same ones... -
Lord of the Rings - Return of the King
"FOR FRODO!!"
can't remember if this is accurate - scene when frodo was about to beat the brains out of sam
"Don't you remember me? I'm your sam~"
Director's cut in DVD in The 2 Towers: After the war, pippin and merry found some expensive quality weed for smoking (not accurate)
Pippin "Do you think we should share some with treebeard?"
Merry "Better not, it(the weed) might be his relative"
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Troy (2004)Originally posted by RSP:"Is there NO one else??????????? "
Achilles in Troy.
Odysseus: [to Achilles] War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics. -
"Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No fu*king sh!t, lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
I love this line. -
Sam: What're you doing? Sneaking around are you?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit always so polite. Smeagol leads them to secret places that no one else can find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Oh very nice, friend, oh yes Precious, very nice.
Sam: Alright already. You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking... -
Cardinal Jinette: "When we found you crawling up the steps of this very church, Half dead, it was clear to us that you had been sent to do God's work."
Van Helsing: "Why can't God do it himself?" -
From the movie: Harold & Kumar goes to White Castle
Dr. Woodruff : Do you actually believe that after the way you've just behaved that I would even consider recommending you for admission?
Kumar : No. I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I don't have any desire to go to med school.
Dr. Woodruff : But you have perfect MCAT scores!
Kumar : Yeeeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn. -
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!
Prince John : And why would the people listen to you?
Robin Hood : Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
King Richard : From this day forth, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as "Johns"! -
From Spiderman 2:
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too. -
Originally posted by Nelstar:
this quote posted on first page liao lah
[b]From the Aviator:
Glenn Odekirk: Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about Tits?
Howard Hughes: Sure. Who doesn't like Tits? [/b] -
Didn't see lah.. wait i go change for another movie.Originally posted by InnoHippo:this quote posted on first page liao lah 
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supposed to be S hole but baby jack pronounced it that way..Originally posted by InnoHippo:are u sure?
ash~ O -
"Love is not enough, not even close"
"Somtimes things happen for a reason. Something Bad to force the Good."
- Life as a house -
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. -
1) No action equal no love
2) Never talk reason with ur girlfriend. Only words that will made her happy
3) Dun leave a gal when she is sound asleep
4) A new relationship is the healing potion for an old one. The earlier U use it, the better it is.
5) Keep Love in a safe place, else U may lost it.
6) Do not doubt what lies ahead coz that is Love
7) Love is worth waiting, But dun wait for the sake of waiting
True love warms the heart
9) Love is sweetest trading between 2 persons
10) Follow all the above 9 points. If U give ur best but yet could not find happiness, I'll be sad
- For Yu han
from chu li hua
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"She de" - U muz learn to give up before U can acquire
Meteor Garden - When U feel like crying, stand on ur hands. This way ur tears wun flow down ur cheek.
If someone ask me how heavy is this po luo bao, I would say I can't hold it with my 10 fingers..... If I tell them I got this po luo bao from a blood thirsty demoness, they wouldn't believe. It's not U they would not believe, but me. They wun believe I am able to get the utmost concern & care from U.
Reaching out for the stars, though unsuccessful, But it wun dirty ur hands. -
Jurassic Park (1993)
Ian: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth... -
I use to watched my dad's old VHS tapes of Clint Eastwood's movie "Dirty Harry"
Liked a scene from the movie, where with his usual Smith & Wesson .44 magnum, he help stopped a bank heist. There were 3 crooks and gun fire went off. All in all Clint Eastwood's personna (Dirty Harry) shot 6 rounds (the maximum in a .44 magnum). Two of the crooks were shot and disabled. The third lay wounded as Dirty Harry walk over. The crook reached for his shotgun beside him....Dirty Harry pointed his long barrelled magnum at him and said
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
The crook than surrenders and asks: "Hey, I gots to know,"
Dirty Harry than pull's the trigger but just clicks empty to the suspense of the crook. -
he pulled that stunt on scorpio in the end and blew the maniac away
Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:
I use to watched my dad's old VHS tapes of Clint Eastwood's movie "Dirty Harry"
Liked a scene from the movie, where with his usual Smith & Wesson .44 magnum, he help stopped a bank heist. There were 3 crooks and gun fire went off. All in all Clint Eastwood's personna (Dirty Harry) shot 6 rounds (the maximum in a .44 magnum). Two of the crooks were shot and disabled. The third lay wounded as Dirty Harry walk over. The crook reached for his shotgun beside him....Dirty Harry pointed his long barrelled magnum at him and said
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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
The crook than surrenders and asks: "Hey, I gots to know,"
Dirty Harry than pull's the trigger but just clicks empty to the suspense of the crook.
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Robots (2005)
Fender: Aunt Fanny!
Rodney Copperbottom: Why is she called Aunt Fanny?
[Aunt Fanny walks in]
Fender: Well, we couldn't call her Aunt Booty. -
" Hey, Why the long face?" Shrek 2 - Puss in Boots commenting to Donkey(when he has morphed into a horse) when he was feeling sad, in the bar.
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American Beauty
Lester Burnham: I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up. -
Boogie Nights
Dirk Digler: I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW!