Ladies... Try this on ur drunk BF!

• InnoHippo

  24 Dec 04, 17:41

  A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.
  
  The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"
  
  The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."
  
  The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."
  
  She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."
  
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  Dont Drink and Drive
  
  Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year
  
  
• DeadPoet

  24 Dec 04, 18:15

  Is this a gay joke?
• Patrik

  24 Dec 04, 18:51

  LOL...
  Idea leh...
  
• _Aaron_

  24 Dec 04, 19:45

  
  
  I'm never going to get drunk when i have a girl beside me.
  thanks for the advance warning
• InnoHippo

  27 Dec 04, 09:39

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  Is this a gay joke?

  perhaps
• shinta

  27 Dec 04, 09:49

  if my bf is ever goin to get drunk..
• CryoLind

  27 Dec 04, 09:54

  d finger must wear condom leh........
• InnoHippo

  29 Dec 04, 13:17

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  d finger must wear condom leh........

  good idea .... can protect ur finger nail polish
• SnowFlag

  29 Dec 04, 13:33

  if ur bf ask who taught u that, point the other finger at InnoHippo
• CryoLind

  29 Dec 04, 13:34

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  good idea .... can protect ur finger nail polish

  no only nail polish.... d nails won kena sai..... u noe wat i'm tokin bout?
• SnowFlag

  29 Dec 04, 13:36

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  no only nail polish.... d nails won kena sai..... u noe wat i'm tokin bout?

  really pity that bf
• InnoHippo

  29 Dec 04, 13:37

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  no only nail polish.... d nails won kena sai..... u noe wat i'm tokin bout?

  then go KFC and have a finger-licking good meal lah
• InnoHippo

  29 Dec 04, 13:37

  Originally posted by SnowFlag:

  if ur bf ask who taught u that, point the other finger at InnoHippo

  no finger pointing allowed hor
• CryoLind

  29 Dec 04, 13:39

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  then go KFC and have a finger-licking good meal lah

  wah lau........ pui! pui! er xin.....
  
• MeoW_MeoW

  29 Dec 04, 13:41

  wtf... remember later you have to kiss your bf...
  
  
• InnoHippo

  29 Dec 04, 13:42

  Originally posted by CryoLind:

  wah lau........ pui! pui! er xin.....
  

  and dont forget to dig ur nose also hor
• CryoLind

  29 Dec 04, 13:43

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  and dont forget to dig ur nose also hor

  Yeah! nice smell.......
• zrahf

  29 Dec 04, 13:45

  
• InnoHippo

  30 Dec 04, 12:20

  remember to remind your loved ones not to drink and drive hor