Someone went to talk to him on ICQ. Msg log:
http://eatmejusteatme.50g.com/"Yaodong's Log
The following is an ICQ conversation between Wille (Me) and Yaodong (Yd). Enjoy!
Yd : fuck u
Me : what the hell do you want
Yd : I dun want hell.haha.paiseh
Me : erm yeah whatever
Yd : u wan hell just go jump down ur flat can readly
Me : oh I can't do that I'm too rich to live in a flat
Yd : oh itz ok. Dere are other ways. Hmm, ur house got knife? Just stab urself. Try and pinpoint where e heart is. So tt itz easier to die.
Me : wow u're really smart! Must be from getting beat up all the time. Keep it up
Yd : just one of e many ways. I can't die yet too. Too rich to die. Hafta finish spending all my money 1st, which is kinda hard. Cos got too much to spend.
Me : you?? Haha good for you.! U should go spank your monkey
Yd : haha. Thts a good suggestion. Thks.
Me : u're welcome! So do you have balls the size of grapefruits?
Yd : hmm,not so lucky.well,maybe e day when i earn my 1st million u r still studying.lick my boots then.may allow you to lick.if u beg hard enough
Yd : oh,anywya i guess e piggy pig is already in e army sweating himself.haha.so early,send him my congrats.
Me : u know some one called piggy pig? what, are you like, 6 years old? ok how about this, are ur gonads any bigger than peanuts? and seriously, a million? u couldn't pay a 'ho to blow you with that
Yd : haha,yeah.so tts why i was just saying when i earn my 1st million.but tt doesnt mean i m gonna stop at a million.whatever u earn i earn more can already.anyway i gotta go.shant wish u bye.oops.haha."