Bar Wars: Episode I - The p|p| Menace
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Cast:
p|p| as Pat-me p|p|dala
BaByBoY as Babyboy Skywanker
MoonIce as Simi Skywanker
Nelstar as Only-one Cannotbe (Banned)
Axelheat755 as Laugh More
Devil1976 as Laugh Hideous/Seniler Papa
fishing7 as Q-Gone Gym
laurence82 as L2-B2
ditzy as Silang-KPO
sgboy2004 as Yo-crocodile
Evanglion as Chancellor Evanglion -
Episode 4 ar ? -
In a forum.
Far far away that
no one has a clue where it is.
In fact, not even the author know what he wrote.
Ok, it was said to be in the west of Singapore, or so the author believed, there is peace. Don't you worry, the war is coming, all you war mongers. This silly place in the forum, there are a group that believed in the FOS (Freedom of Speech) and an opposing group know as the MITH (Moderators In The Heat). This is our very own sgforum (or actually the west-siders') version of..... THE BAR WARS.... -
About the FOS (Freedom of Speech) wielders, aka JEDI (Just Everyone Doing It) Order.
A noble order of protectors unified by their belief and observance of the FOS (Freedom of Speech), the Jedi hearken back to a more civilized, classical time in forum history. Their order is ancient, spanning over a thousand generations. As the sgforums throve and grew over the centuries, the Jedi came to serve it as guardians of peace and justice.
The sworn enemies of the Jedi are the Mith (Moderators In The Heat) -- a cult-like order bent on domination through subservience to the FOS's dark side (backside).
Yo-crocodile, the ancient and revered Jedi Master, a senior member of the Jedi Council. Green in colour, this reptilian-like Jedi Master uses the a special technique in the FOS known as buaya. Yo-crocodile served an important role in the Jedi Council. Young Buayawans began their first foray into Jedi training under Yo-crocodile's guidance.
Other Jedis:
Only-one CannotBe
Q-Gone Gym -
Act 1 - Queen of Naboo kidnapped by Trade Federation Nabei Droids
Queen p|p|dala : "let me go, i tell you i am the queen of naboo."
Droid A: "and we're droids of Nabei Trade Federation."
Queen p|p|dala : "let me go or Babyboy Skywanker will spank your metal arse."
Droid B: "By the way Babyboy is only 11 year old and the script says he shouldn't be out by now."
Silence from Queen p|p|dala.....
Supreme Chancellor Evanglion sends Jedi Knights to rescue Queen p|p|dala.
Only-one CannotBe: "Eh, the script say I am only a buayawan."
Q-Gon Jinn: "I am a Jedi Master."
Queen p|p|dala: "Come hurry and rescue me lah."
Q-Gon Jinn and Only-one CannotBe rescues Queen p|p|dala.
To be continued.... -
oeiz... si mi wa gou.... i never watch star wars la... dunno wad is going onz man ???? *blurz*Originally posted by Only-one CannotBe:Act 1 - Queen of Naboo kidnapped by Trade Federation Nabei Droids
Queen p|p|dala : "let me go, i tell you i am the queen of naboo."
Droid A: "and we're droids of Nabei Trade Federation."
Queen p|p|dala : "let me go or Babyboy Skywanker will spank your metal arse."
Droid B: "By the way Babyboy is only 11 year old and the script says he shouldn't be out by now."
Silence from Queen p|p|dala.....
Supreme Chancellor Evanglion sends Jedi Knights to rescue Queen p|p|dala.
Only-one CannotBe: "Eh, the script say I am only a buayawan."
Q-Gon Jinn: "I am a Jedi Master."
Queen p|p|dala: "Come hurry and rescue me lah."
Q-Gon Jinn and Only-one CannotBe rescues Queen p|p|dala.
To be continued....
*kOkz si nellie...
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wah lau... sure win o-si-car one man...... and can i have ur autograph.....u are really creative and free leh........anyway.. can i have a request????? can i at least get an "extra" role in the story??
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I will fit you into episode 4.
BTW this bar wars project will be delayed until national day over. -
think stop here can liao la... so chim... me no understandOriginally posted by Only-one CannotBe:I will fit you into episode 4.
BTW this bar wars project will be delayed until national day over. -
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like that also can create story, winner
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nellie meinu
can be a full-time writer liao -
*L2 B2 prepare to stick some stuff up some people arse*
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/me pass L2 B2 some durians.....Originally posted by laurence82:*L2 B2 prepare to stick some stuff up some people arse*
Oops -
really too eng lehz..
got time go study lahz.... -
Croco walks in... wow, mi in Stars Wars liao
sibei hoh chio leh -
Not Star Wars.. Bar Wars...Originally posted by sgboy2004:Croco walks in... wow, mi in Stars Wars liao
sibei hoh chio leh
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How come pat-me p|p|dala is the menace?
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argh... wad is going onz ah???? very luan lehz... read liao still dun understand lehz....
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wahhahahahOriginally posted by p|p|:argh... wad is going onz ah???? very luan lehz... read liao still dun understand lehz.... u r the spolit queen!!! -
duh... do wad 1 ah...Originally posted by MoonIce:wahhahahah u r the spolit queen!!! -
why laugh more no appearance?
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Act 2 - Wa si lim lao bu!
And so our heroes escape from the droids to a place called Quarantine.
Queen p|p|dala: "You sure the droids are scared of SARS?"
Only-one CannotBe: "Donno, but your future husband should be here."
Q-Gone Gym: "We need some parts. Can't find a fishing rod in here. We need to shop."
In a shop named "Hei Dian"
Q-Gone Gym: "The young boy over there. He got FOS in him."
Only-one CannotBe: "That si gina?"
Hei Dian Storekeeper: "Your spare part very expensive, you need to pay all your money."
Q-Gone Gym pays all his money for two weights and one lure.
Q-Gone Gym: "Don't have money liao. The kid quite cute leh, how?"
Only-one CannotBe: "Are you Paedophilic?"
Q-Gone Gym: "A little, that's why I cannot be part of the Jedi Council," turns and and talk to storekeeper, "Hey, tell you what, I let the boy participate in Post racing and if he wins, I'll take him and if he lose, I give you my Fishing ship."
Hei Dian Storekeeper: "You take only the boy, no take the woman."
Babyboy Skywanker: "I sure beat them in the post racing one."
Simi Skywanker: "I am the mother leh, take me also leh."
Babyboy Skywanker: "As if I care."
Babyboy Skywanker wins the Post racing with 57 posts within a minute. The second place is 'I am twat' with 2 posts.
So Q-Gone Gym, Only-one CannotBe, Babyboy Skywanker and Pat-me p|p|dala left Simi Skywanker to rot in Hei Dian.
To be continued.... -
oeiz... si mi future husband si mi kid... hahaha... bery blurz lehz... think u can stop here liaoz....Originally posted by Only-one CannotBe:Act 2 - Wa si lim lao bu!
And so our heroes escape from the droids to a place called Quarantine.
Queen p|p|dala: "You sure the droids are scared of SARS?"
Only-one CannotBe: "Donno, but your future husband should be here."
Q-Gone Gym: "We need some parts. Can't find a fishing rod in here. We need to shop."
In a shop named "Hei Dian"
Q-Gone Gym: "The young boy over there. He got FOS in him."
Only-one CannotBe: "That si gina?"
Hei Dian Storekeeper: "Your spare part very expensive, you need to pay all your money."
Q-Gone Gym pays all his money for two weights and one lure.
Q-Gone Gym: "Don't have money liao. The kid quite cute leh, how?"
Only-one CannotBe: "Are you Paedophilic?"
Q-Gone Gym: "A little, that's why I cannot be part of the Jedi Council," turns and and talk to storekeeper, "Hey, tell you what, I let the boy participate in Post racing and if he wins, I'll take him and if he lose, I give you my Fishing ship."
Hei Dian Storekeeper: "You take only the boy, no take the woman."
Babyboy Skywanker: "I sure beat them in the post racing one."
Simi Skywanker: "I am the mother leh, take me also leh."
Babyboy Skywanker: "As if I care."
Babyboy Skywanker wins the Post racing with 57 posts within a minute. The second place is 'I am twat' with 2 posts.
So Q-Gone Gym, Only-one CannotBe, Babyboy Skywanker and Pat-me p|p|dala left Simi Skywanker to rot in Hei Dian.
To be continued.... -
About Silang-KPO. (Silang Kaypoh)
A kpo and insult-spitting protocol bot, Silang-KPO was cobbled together from discarded scrap and salvage by a nine-year old prodigy on the desert planet Quarantine. Young Babyboy Skywanker had intended the homemade droid to help his mother, Simi. With limited resources, the droid that Anakin built was truly remarkable, oftenly posting irrelevant replies to create mayhem. It lacked an outer shell, though, and Kaypoh had to live with the indignity of being "naked," with his parts and wiring showing.
About L2-B2,
A resourceful, tiko and banana-shaped forum bot, L2-D2 has saved the day time and again. He is packed with all sorts of mimic abilities that make him a great copycat. It's his duplicating, however, that has made him an invaluable ass to his friends and the forum. It was known that there's another two bots that looks similar to L2-B2. One of them was known as L2-B1. This bot oftenly malfunctions and always say "Come and get me."
About Nabei Trade Federation
The Nabei Trade Federation was a consortium of siao lang and desperados that ineffectively try to sell their stuff throughout the Marketplace Forum. In order to rein in the Nabei Trade Federation, as well as stop repeated post for an overburdened server, the administrator approved the laws to prevent cross-posting, repeated spamming that congest the network.