andy rooney
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Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30
most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will
never wake you in the
middle of the night to ask, "What are you
thinking?" She doesn't care
what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the
game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she
wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she
is,what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what
you might think about her
or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have
a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to
sh oot you, if
they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to
introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often
ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other
women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over
30 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't
ever have to wonder
where you stan! d with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-
coiffed hot woman
of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
Andy Rooney
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow
when you can get the milk
for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays
80% of women are against
marriage, why? Because women realize it's not
worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage... -
is it a song?
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it's sth i saw in the frenster bulletin.. just ripped it n posted it here
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so des neOriginally posted by RaTtY84:it's sth i saw in the frenster bulletin.. just ripped it n posted it here -
hahaha, i love andy rooney... 60 minutes!
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andy rooney is cool
he uses his "old geezer" status to get away with saying a lot of things
and... hey! take a poll.. which of the westsiders going to barbeque? -
u mean sgforums bbq?Originally posted by the Bear:andy rooney is cool
he uses his "old geezer" status to get away with saying a lot of things
and... hey! take a poll.. which of the westsiders going to barbeque?
y not open a new thread?? -
just a general question
don't wanna spamOriginally posted by RaTtY84:u mean sgforums bbq?
y not open a new thread?? -
cos the qn will get lost somewhere up thereOriginally posted by the Bear:just a general question
don't wanna spam