turn u on for a mon...
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Kindly note that these might be offensive
Once upon a time Cinderella was so horny so she put Pinocchio's nose between her legs and shouted, "Lie to me B*stard, Lie!!" Get it????
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Tamil ladies are always looking for s*x. Each time they come across a guy, they would fold their hands, look down and say "wannacum"?????
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Why do newly-weds have a 7 days honeymoon and not 6 or 8 days? Because 7 days make the whole (hole) week (weak)!
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Three men were chatting in the pub. The topic was on sports. The China Man from Taiwan said: "I have four daughters, one more I can form a basketball team." The rich tycoon from Indonesia said: "I have five sons, one more I can have a volleyball team." The third wealthy man from the Middle East has no children. After some hesitation, he said: "I have 17 wives, one more I
can have a golf course."
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One day an elephant met a camel.
Elephant asked, "Why your neh neh grow at your back?"
Camel angry, said, "Why don't you ask yourself why your "ku k_ ciao" grow on
your face?"
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A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She blamed her maid in front of her husband. The maid replied: " Sir! you should know very well I don't wear any underwear!"
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hahahha...saw b4 liao
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haha! nice~
thanks for this
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Once upon a time Cinderella was so horny so she put Pinocchio's nose between her legs and shouted, "Lie to me B*stard, Lie!!" Get it????
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hahahaha... really make my day man....
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Originally posted by claud:
[b]Once upon a time Cinderella was so horny so she put Pinocchio's nose between her legs and shouted, "Lie to me B*stard, Lie!!" Get it????
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actually i dun quite understand leh... care to explain??Originally posted by ditzy: or i not humorous enough.... hmm.... -
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You sooooo innocent bohhhhhhh?Originally posted by xiao_shin:actually i dun quite understand leh... care to explain?? or i not humorous enough.... hmm....
I like innocent guys... 
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i like the animal de.. so funny camel still can get angry n flame elephant