tare hungry? join me n ged for supper wan? eastsidaz!!Originally posted by tare:happy cos I've written the 6th episode of my story...
not so happy cos I'm having hungry pangs now....
me cook instant noodles for tare.Originally posted by tare:happy cos I've written the 6th episode of my story...
not so happy cos I'm having hungry pangs now....
Cheer up my friend!Originally posted by weidev:ok la...
wah ur instant noodles wat brand one??!! so ex....Originally posted by DeadPoet:me cook instant noodles for tare.
sent bill $20 for instant noodles.
Instant noodles very cheap, less than $1.Originally posted by tare:wah ur instant noodles wat brand one??!! so ex....
sharkfins?!! wahh... can't afford...Originally posted by DeadPoet:Instant noodles very cheap, less than $1.
But I used shark fins to cook mah, so must charge more lor.
Don't be sad. I tell dirty jokes to cheer you up.Originally posted by AdAptAliS:Welcome back.
My life seems to be going downhill. Was pretty much trouble-free last time, or at least i deal with troubles as they came. Now i'm like stuck with many problems that i don't know how to solve. Shoot~
But guess there still are happy moments in life now that i ought to treasure more instead of harping on those bad ones. Oh well... Talk is cheap. Need to start doing it first.
Thanks. Brought a smile to my face. Can try posting at the joke thread at the outings forum [forget whole name] i think.Originally posted by DeadPoet:Don't be sad. I tell dirty jokes to cheer you up.
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessman seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, ?hat the hell do you guys think you are doing??? !!!?
One of the Japanese men says, ?Can? you see? We are all berry berry hungry.?
The waitress says, ?o how is whacking off in the middle of the restaurant going to help the situation????
One of the other businessmen replies, ?Because menu say, First Come, First Served!?
sent bill $15 for dirty joke, berry berry cheap hor?
if still no use money back confirm?Originally posted by DeadPoet:Cheer up my friend!
me pat weidev on the back.
sent bill $50 for trying.
Sorry, cannot refund.Originally posted by weidev:if still no use money back confirm?
temasek poly?Originally posted by ^aL@n0~:WOO I GIVE YOU ALL 50 BUCKS EACH. WHO WANT?
I JUST GOT IN MY MOST DESIRED HOSPITALITY COURSE. NOW MY FEELING SO SHIOK. Woo~~~
What course is that? I mean what it teaches?Originally posted by ^aL@n0~:WOO I GIVE YOU ALL 50 BUCKS EACH. WHO WANT?
I JUST GOT IN MY MOST DESIRED HOSPITALITY COURSE. NOW MY FEELING SO SHIOK. Woo~~~
Originally posted by DeadPoet:Being happy is not about who you are, where you are, what you are doing or what you have, it's what you think.
I am, becos I am back!
‘It has been my observation that people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.? Abraham Lincoln
Happiness, as viewed by most people, is a sought destination. It is something to be. It is something to become. To this unfortunate lot, happiness is at the end of the rainbow, the pot of gold. They spend out a lifetime chasing rainbows. They might as well chase the shadows for they shall never find in the external that which only resides within.
[b]Happiness is in the journey, not in the destination.
Happy is he/she who has found self. Happy is he/she who knows God. Happy is he/she who is enriching the lives of all those around him. Happy is he/she who is contributing something to make this world a better place in which to live. Happy is he whose work, whose chores, whose daily tasks, are labors of love. Happy is he/she who loves love. Happy is he/she who loves life.
Happiness is a state of mind. It can never be found in the material things about us, in such things as wealth, position or power. Disillusioned and disappointed are thy who spend a lifetime harvesting and accumulating more wealth than they need, only to discover, too late, that all the money in the world wonÂ’t buy a grain of happiness.
Happiness is an expression of appreciation for the things which have now. Happiness is today. Happiness is now. Each new dawn signals the birth of a glorious new day wherein we can both give and find love, contentment, cheerfulness and unselfish service.
Pleasures can be purchased, but not happiness.
(Written by Sidney Newton Bremer, Ph D., edited by Dead Poet, R.I.P.)
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