Password to Heaven (Joke)
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After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. Saint Peter came by and the woman said to him, ‘This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?’
‘You have to spell a word,’ Saint Peter told her.
‘Which word?’ the woman asked.
‘Love.’
The woman correctly spelled ‘Love’ and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About three months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
‘I’m surprised to see you!’ the woman said. ‘How have you been?’
‘Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,’ her husband told her.
‘I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you bought for me and bought a big new mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world, lived in six stars hotels and tasted exotic foods of all kinds.
‘We were on vacation in Switzerland and I went skiing today. I fell, and the ski hit my head, and here I am. So how do I get in?’
‘You have to spell a word,’ the woman told him.
‘Which word?’ her husband asked.
‘Czechoslovakia.’
So you guys, better learn your spelling, just in case.
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. Saint Peter came by and the woman said to him, ‘This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?’
‘You have to spell a word,’ Saint Peter told her.
‘Which word?’ the woman asked.
‘Love.’
The woman correctly spelled ‘Love’ and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About three months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
‘I’m surprised to see you!’ the woman said. ‘How have you been?’
‘Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,’ her husband told her.
‘I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you bought for me and bought a big new mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world, lived in six stars hotels and tasted exotic foods of all kinds.
‘We were on vacation in Switzerland and I went skiing today. I fell, and the ski hit my head, and here I am. So how do I get in?’
‘You have to spell a word,’ the woman told him.
‘Which word?’ her husband asked.
‘Czechoslovakia.’
So you guys, better learn your spelling, just in case.
hey i noe how to spell czechoslovakia ok!
hey she never ask for the mickey mouse's longest english word... -
hehe, cannot say how happy you are when your gf/wife is not wif you.
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What is mickey mouse's longest english word?Originally posted by wuming78: hey i noe how to spell czechoslovakia ok!
hey she never ask for the mickey mouse's longest english word... -
the califrag... watever.Originally posted by DeadPoet:What is mickey mouse's longest english word? -
*cough*mary poppins cough*
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this is the full name for Bangkok
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit -
you mean supercalifragelisticexpyellidoscious (something like that)?Originally posted by wuming78:the califrag... watever. -
chim...v chim
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Wrong. *alarms ringing, people coming in to cart FireIce off*Originally posted by FireIce:this is the full name for Bangkok
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
Bangkok is a name of a village next to Krung Thep. Krung Thep is the real capital of Thailand, but coz of Krung Thep full name (as above) foreigners conveniently use Bangkok to name Thailand's capital. -
A bit of mistake there. ItsOriginally posted by KittynMeow:you mean supercalifragelisticexpyellidoscious (something like that)?
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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Wah, so clever.Originally posted by laurence82:A bit of mistake there. Its
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. -
pls dun tell me u rem this by heart!Originally posted by laurence82:A bit of mistake there. Its
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. -
when i was in sec 1 or sec 2, the music teacher taught us this song, and left a deep impression on me, coz its !@#$%^&*()_+| long and special, and we gotta sing it till she is satisfied.Originally posted by wuming78:pls dun tell me u rem this by heart!
The song has warped my fragile little mind. -
Originally posted by laurence82:The song has warped my fragile little mind.