Upgrading your Girlfriend programme to a Wife programme
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Dear Tech Support, I am writing this letter as a last resort.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new programme began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work.
Can you help me please !!!
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Oh my... this looks bad..
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Dear customer, this is a very common problem that men complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a ‘Utilities & Entertainment’ programme.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by her Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and go back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the programme files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do so. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under ‘Warning – Alimony/Child Support.’ I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume ALL RESPONSIBILITY for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be enter the command: C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the ‘Esc’ key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take all the blame for all the GPFs.
Frankly speaking, Wife 1.0 is a great programme, but very high maintenance. Cosider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I strongly recommend Flowers 2.1, Chocolates 5.0, or Diamond 3.0.
DO NOT under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Hope my advice helps, best of luck from Tech Support.
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Dear Tech Support, I am writing this letter as a last resort.
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? -
Hahaha.
Wife 1.o is not created to run everything lah. They are to assist you in handling life problems emotionally and mentally. I believe that once you get wife 1.0, you gotto put it as your priority lor so it's either you cut down on the software which you normally do or end it. -
Dear customer,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 which is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
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Lingerie 6.9 is a great software to improve Husband 1.0 performance, but remember it must be run with Use Your Own Money 1.1 system.
You are right, generally Mother-in-law 1.0 is a no no. But certain versions of Husband 1.0 do work well with Mother-in-law 1.0. For example, Husband 1.1 (Mama boy version), Husband 1.2 (Scare of Wife version).
By the way, there is a new virus going around that will corrupt Husband 1.0 and turn it into Gay 6.0. Something that you may not want to happen. -
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darn interestin....
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So are you presently using Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 1.0???Originally posted by tibirg:darn interestin.... -
Pssst, its a she, and she is currently using Boyfriend 1.0. Trying to make her upgrade to this wonderful software called Laurence 8.2Originally posted by DeadPoet:So are you presently using Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 1.0??? -
OopsOriginally posted by laurence82:Pssst, its a she, and she is currently using Boyfriend 1.0. Trying to make her upgrade to this wonderful software called Laurence 8.2 