Why did the chicken cross the road?
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MPC version. Please feel free to add on!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it could not stop for death. (Emily Dickinson)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To wander lonely as a cloud. (William Wordsworth)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see heaven in a wild fowl. (William Blake)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it is the road less travelled. (Robert Frost)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see the cherry hung with snow. (A.E. Housman)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To seek a dimpled spider, fat and white. (Robert Frost)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it is white and there is a red wheel barrow across the road. (William Carlos Williams)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it is jealous. (Othello)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: That is not the question. (Hamlet)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Et tu, Brute? (Julius Caesar) -
to prove to everyone that he is not a chickenOriginally posted by DeadPoet:MPC version. Please feel free to add on!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it could not stop for death. (Emily Dickinson)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To wander lonely as a cloud. (William Wordsworth)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see heaven in a wild fowl. (William Blake)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it the road less travelled. (Robert Frost)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Jealousy. (Othello)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: That is not the question. (Hamlet) -
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because if the chicken fly, the dog would jump. (ji fei gou tiao)
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Hello uncle this one is MPC version lah not sgforum version.Originally posted by Mospeada:to prove to everyone that he is not a chicken
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Because it wants to prove that it is not just a piece of meat?Originally posted by InnoHippo:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because if the chicken fly, the dog would jump. (ji fei gou tiao) 
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: You're delusional cuz u had sex with a chicken when you're young. (Freud) -
Wow Psychology, another of my favourite topic.Originally posted by Ito_^:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: You're delusional cuz u had sex with a chicken when you're young. (Freud) -
Might as well post some poetry jokes here.
Q: How does a poet sneeze?
A: Haiku!
Q: What did the poet says to Luke Skywalker?
A: Metaphors be with you.
Q: How do poets say good bye?
A: IÂ’d like to linger a little a longer but itÂ’s getting aliter-ate.
Q: Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors?
A: Because he Ode so much? -
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good chickens do nothing. (Edmund Burke) -
*muack muack muack! muacks the riddles*Originally posted by DeadPoet:Might as well post some poetry jokes here.
Q: How does a poet sneeze?
A: Haiku!
Q: What did the poet says to Luke Skywalker?
A: Metaphors be with you.
Q: How do poets say good bye?
A: IÂ’d like to linger a little a longer but itÂ’s getting aliter-ate.
Q: Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors?
A: Because he Ode so much?
I'm lovin' it.
Please sir, can we have some more?
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because someone called him 'Ishmael'. (Herman Melville) -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I need it for my book? (Author of Super Size Me) -
Because it just did?