Toilet Humour

• s|nNeD

  13 Nov 04, 23:05

  Courtesy from my friend.
  
  In the beginning, a struggling poet writes
  Here i sit
  Broken hearted
  Tried to sh*t
  But only farted
  
  Then he got inspired
  I came here
  To sh*t and stink
  But all i do
  Is sit and think
  
  Then he got slightly better
  Here i lie in stinky vapour
  Becoz some arsehole stole the toilet paper
  Shall i lie, or shall i linger
  Or shall i be forced to use MY finger
  
  Then he got bored and cynical
  Some come here to sit and think
  Some come here to sh*t and stink
  But i come here to scratch my balls
  And write some bullsh|t on the walls
  
  
• BabyLover

  13 Nov 04, 23:40

  got this in my email too.
• laurence82

  13 Nov 04, 23:42

  dennis? toilet?
  
  
• monkeybusiness

  13 Nov 04, 23:44

  
• Patrik

  13 Nov 04, 23:46

  Hahaha...
  
• s|nNeD

  14 Nov 04, 00:00

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  dennis? toilet?
  
  

  hiak hiak hiak...
• le cruz

  14 Nov 04, 00:32

  nice one.
  
  maybe our DeadPoet will come in here later and review the "piece"
  
  I'd give it A+ for significant contributiion in helping to relieve exam stress for some of us here, eg. moi.
• DeadPoet

  14 Nov 04, 00:40

  Originally posted by le cruz:

  nice one.
  
  maybe our DeadPoet will come in here later and review the "piece"
  
  I'd give it A+ for significant contributiion in helping to relieve exam stress for some of us here, eg. moi.

  
  
  I would love to but then I will become the struggling poet in the toilet liao.
  
  I donÂ’t write poems on toiletÂ’s wall lah.
  
• tare

  21 Nov 04, 18:25

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  
  
  I would love to but then I will become the struggling poet in the toilet liao.
  
  I donÂ’t write poems on toiletÂ’s wall lah.
  

  oh u write on the toilet paper instead??? no wonder the poor poet in the toilet no have paper......
• LazerLordz

  21 Nov 04, 18:33

  Originally posted by s|nNeD:
  Courtesy from my friend.
  
  [b]In the beginning, a struggling poet writes
  Here i sit
  Broken hearted
  Tried to sh*t
  But only farted
  
  Then he got inspired
  I came here
  To sh*t and stink
  But all i do
  Is sit and think
  
  Then he got slightly better
  Here i lie in stinky vapour
  Becoz some arsehole stole the toilet paper
  Shall i lie, or shall i linger
  Or shall i be forced to use MY finger
  
  Then he got bored and cynical
  Some come here to sit and think
  Some come here to sh*t and stink
  But i come here to scratch my balls
  And write some bullsh|t on the walls
  
  [/b]

  What an interesting little ditty
• LeftBB

  21 Nov 04, 18:45

  Good one
• DeadPoet

  23 Nov 04, 02:31

  Originally posted by tare:

  oh u write on the toilet paper instead??? no wonder the poor poet in the toilet no have paper......

  Hee hee don't tell anyone okay.
  
  ~He can uses his fingers~
• KittynMeow

  23 Nov 04, 09:34

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  dennis? toilet?
  
  

  hehehe mebbe he got so bored cos Heng not around and decided to write poems in the toilet??
• HENG@

  23 Nov 04, 09:46

  argh sinned! YOU of ALL ppl have to go n make toilet poems! see kittynmeow has pounced.
• laurence82

  23 Nov 04, 09:52

  dennis wanna go toilet again...with heng...kekekkeke
• DeadPoet

  24 Nov 04, 01:30

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  dennis wanna go toilet again...with heng...kekekkeke

  Steady people steady.
• HENG@

  24 Nov 04, 01:43

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  Steady people steady.

  NOT steady!
• tare

  25 Nov 04, 19:37

  Originally posted by KittynMeow:

  hehehe mebbe he got so bored cos Heng not around and decided to write poems in the toilet??

  reliving the memories of the toilet??!!