How To Make Your Mum Angry?
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How ?
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jiak bah boh sueh wah pua
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making my mum angry is easy. just leave the dishes unwashed at the sink. and went she comes home... she will get berserk instantly...
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not enough to make her angryOriginally posted by The man who was death:jiak bah boh sueh wah pua -
same sameOriginally posted by mhcampboy:making my mum angry is easy. just leave the dishes unwashed at the sink. and went she comes home... she will get berserk instantly... -
Mine is very simple, just forget what she tells u to do , and f up the thing, confirm a B-52 will be hovering around the house the whole day...Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:How ?
Which is y...
"Never find trouble untill it finds u" -
1: Tell her her wrinkles are multiplying. Write down a mathematical formula for that.
2: Let her see more 0/100 papers. You will know that Singapore DO have volcanoes.
3: Go home late. Just tell her you went out to fool around EVEN if you are revising work at school or at friend's house.
4: Communicate with her in a mix variety of languages and using colourful words. This is to show you do learn to improve your English, mother tongue, malay, tamil, hokkien, cantonese, japanese, korean, etc, etc...
5: Do not wash the dishes or clean your room or the floor. If she probes, tell her you are doing science experiments on "bacterial growth" and "waste accumulation".
6: Try to get your mum an invitation to the school. Preferably to the head master or better yet, the principal. Its not easy to have a one on one chat with these figureheads.
7: Tell her that you are getting married this end of the year. When the time approaches, say you delay by another 1/2 to 1 year. Repeat and rinse. -
chucking up the plates in the sink.....this reminds me of my experience in another country as a student.......some people will CHUCK up the plates up all the way to heaven......and when i say HEAVEN.....i mean it.......Originally posted by mhcampboy:making my mum angry is easy. just leave the dishes unwashed at the sink. and went she comes home... she will get berserk instantly... 
lazy fat bumps........asians are just far too hardworking compared to some people..........i rather clean my plates regularly than to have the stink and smell..........furthermore some food when dried overtime sticks real hard to the wares........so makes cleaning harder and more tough...... -
Originally posted by Bontakun:1: Tell her her wrinkles are multiplying. Write down a mathematical formula for that.
2: Let her see more 0/100 papers. You will know that Singapore DO have volcanoes.
3: Go home late. Just tell her you went out to fool around EVEN if you are revising work at school or at friend's house.
4: Communicate with her in a mix variety of languages and using colourful words. This is to show you do learn to improve your English, mother tongue, malay, tamil, hokkien, cantonese, japanese, korean, etc, etc...
5: Do not wash the dishes or clean your room or the floor. If she probes, tell her you are doing science experiments on "bacterial growth" and "waste accumulation".
6: Try to get your mum an invitation to the school. Preferably to the head master or better yet, the principal. Its not easy to have a one on one chat with these figureheads.
7: Tell her that you are getting married this end of the year. They when the time approaches, say you delay by another 1/2 to 1 year. Repeat and rinse. -
retort?
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Try all seven you may need a coffin next.Originally posted by Bontakun:1: Tell her her wrinkles are multiplying. Write down a mathematical formula for that.
2: Let her see more 0/100 papers. You will know that Singapore DO have volcanoes.
3: Go home late. Just tell her you went out to fool around EVEN if you are revising work at school or at friend's house.
4: Communicate with her in a mix variety of languages and using colourful words. This is to show you do learn to improve your English, mother tongue, malay, tamil, hokkien, cantonese, japanese, korean, etc, etc...
5: Do not wash the dishes or clean your room or the floor. If she probes, tell her you are doing science experiments on "bacterial growth" and "waste accumulation".
6: Try to get your mum an invitation to the school. Preferably to the head master or better yet, the principal. Its not easy to have a one on one chat with these figureheads.
7: Tell her that you are getting married this end of the year. When the time approaches, say you delay by another 1/2 to 1 year. Repeat and rinse. -
Tell her you got a children outside liao..
Hmmz.. Should be enough to faint her ba.. -
dun tok tu her even when she tok tu eUu real nice..dun call her fer 1 week...ignore her ...n goO out without telling her..
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i dont need to do anything my mom can still get mad.
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monopouse??Originally posted by udontknowme:i dont need to do anything my mom can still get mad. 
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i wish.Originally posted by Princess livia:monopouse??
but she was like that 18 year ago also...
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Originally posted by udontknowme:i wish.
but she was like that 18 year ago also...
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menopause so fast?
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always angry, why need make her more angry? lol
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When she ask u to do something, reply "Later.".
Repeat for everything she ask.
A storm will be on the way.
Cheers.
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I do all of these frequently, my mum is used to it liao, i even use a range of colourful hokkien language in the house.Originally posted by Bontakun:1: Tell her her wrinkles are multiplying. Write down a mathematical formula for that.
2: Let her see more 0/100 papers. You will know that Singapore DO have volcanoes.
3: Go home late. Just tell her you went out to fool around EVEN if you are revising work at school or at friend's house.
4: Communicate with her in a mix variety of languages and using colourful words. This is to show you do learn to improve your English, mother tongue, malay, tamil, hokkien, cantonese, japanese, korean, etc, etc...
6: Try to get your mum an invitation to the school. Preferably to the head master or better yet, the principal. Its not easy to have a one on one chat with these figureheads. -
I thought of one thing that can make your mum real angry and dissapointed liao...
But this 1 she won't whack you but will weep... Just tell her to myob and your life doesn't need her, and you don't appreciate anything that she had done for you, volcano wont erupt, a rainstorm will... -
i dun need to do anything..sometimes she's just see me wasting ym life away and she'll nag.
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throwing her fav dress out of the window?