Methods to Kill a croco
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here are some methods:: (updated)
1) take knife.... cut his throat
2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot
3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces.
4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him
5) Drive a car ....knock him door
6) Poison his pond water
7) cook him the natural way. cook alive
8.) pour mercury into pond
10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him.
11) To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully )
12)To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines
13) To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there
14)Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick
15)Cut away its four and put salt over its wound.
16)Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces
17) man qing method: clamp his fingers on all the fours
18.) jack the ripper method > aims his main neck vessel
19) throw him into meat machines ...
croco meat buns
20) donate him to breadtalk new favour
(borrow knife kill croco method)
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Originally posted by jusgal:here are some methods::
1) take knife.... cut his throat
2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot
3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces.
4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him
5) Drive a car ....knock him door
6) Poison his pond water
7) cook him the natural way. cook alive
pour mercury into pond
10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him. 
quite cruel u know.. -
i like the female croco one. he so hua xin...think he fall for tatOriginally posted by startrightnow:
quite cruel u know.. -
To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully ) To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick Cut away its four and put salt over its wound. Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces
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wah...No appetite le..Can switch to eat veg le..Originally posted by yunzhongzi: To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully ) To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick Cut away its four and put salt over its wound. Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces
To be updated -
The belly bulging method.
1. Tie the crocodile with its head facing up and all its four limbs stretched.
2. using a rope and secure the mouth tightly.
3. Using two pipes, flood the crocodile constantly for hours through the nostrils.
It's quite scary.... to see something green turn purple from the water..... which it uses to hunt its victim. -
The dehydration method (kills reptile very well):
1. Tie a crocodile upside down
2. Expose the entire crocodile in the sun in the middle of the road. (Road tends to emit heat radiation very well... )
3. Maintain the crocodile in that position for two days. It should die of dehydration. -
Aired Crocodile Method.
Using the same method as the belly bulging, replace the medium water with nitrogen gas. -
Wha did he do this time?
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Originally posted by jusgal:
[b]here are some methods:: (updated)
1) take knife.... cut his throat
2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot
3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces.
4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him
5) Drive a car ....knock him door
6) Poison his pond water
7) cook him the natural way. cook alive
8.) pour mercury into pond
10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him.
11) To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully )
12)To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines
13) To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there
14)Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick
15)Cut away its four and put salt over its wound.
16)Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces
17) man qing method: clamp his fingers on all the fours
18.) jack the ripper method > aims his main neck vessel
19) throw him into meat machines ... croco meat buns
20) donate him to breadtalk new favour
(borrow knife kill croco method)
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The belly bulging method. ( contributed by Nelstar)
1. Tie the crocodile with its head facing up and all its four limbs stretched.
2. using a rope and secure the mouth tightly.
3. Using two pipes, flood the crocodile constantly for hours through the nostrils
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The 'quick'sand method.
1. Mix clay with water... (you can exchange this with paint)
2. Open up the mouth of the croco...
3. pour mixture inside. -
will look like dry lizard or not?Originally posted by Nelstar:The dehydration method (kills reptile very well):
1. Tie a crocodile upside down
2. Expose the entire crocodile in the sun in the middle of the road. (Road tends to emit heat radiation very well... )
3. Maintain the crocodile in that position for two days. It should die of dehydration. -
nothing...get ready all methods first. when he come in.... i sharpen the knifeOriginally posted by ditzy:Wha did he do this time? -
Originally posted by jusgal:
How bout this, lock it in the same pond with a horny gay croco??
[b]here are some methods:: (updated)
1) take knife.... cut his throat
2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot
3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces.
4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him
5) Drive a car ....knock him door
6) Poison his pond water
7) cook him the natural way. cook alive
8.) pour mercury into pond
10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him.
11) To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully )
12)To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines
13) To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there
14)Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick
15)Cut away its four and put salt over its wound.
16)Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces
17) man qing method: clamp his fingers on all the fours
18.) jack the ripper method > aims his main neck vessel
19) throw him into meat machines ... croco meat buns
20) donate him to breadtalk new favour
(borrow knife kill croco method)
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hard to find another one of his kind leh. some more the pond so small onlyOriginally posted by FreeToFly:How bout this, lock it in the same pond with a horny gay croco?? -
The festering wound torture/killing method.
NOTE: KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS. PLS DO NOT READ THE CONTENTS. Contains highly offensive material.
1. Tie the crocodile on the fours.
2. Cut a deep wound all around the thigh. Removing roughly 2.5cm width by 3cm depth of skin and flesh.
3. Drill another deep wound on the same leg near the knees.
4. Constantly water the wound knee to wash blood away until wound began to fester.
5. Maintain room temperature at 28 to 32 degrees celsius.
While the wound on the thigh is healing, the wound near the knee would fester due to lack of blood tissues.
feed the crocodile regularly, giving it ample painkillers, panadols to deal with the fever. Watch the wound spread and consumed the lifeforce of the crocodile.
Expected date of death: 2 months. -
Dun worry, let me find those hungry croro from BangladeshOriginally posted by jusgal:hard to find another one of his kind leh. some more the pond so small only
*no offence to Bangladeshi ppl* -
amituofuo...
shan zai shan zai....
ge wei shi zhu, fang xia tu dao, li di chen fuo....
fuo zhu you hao shen zhi de......
jiu croco yi ming ke huan pu tao 7 li...
(while stocks last) -
The drowning crocodile.
Shoot the crocodile with a tranquilizer gun when it's swimming enough to keep it still for 2 hours.
Watch it drown in the pool it swims. -
I want the whole tree of pu tao.Originally posted by foga:amituofuo...
shan zai shan zai....
ge wei shi zhu, fang xia tu dao, li di chen fuo....
fuo zhu you hao shen zhi de......
jiu croco yi ming ke huan pu tao 7 li...
(while stocks last) -
amituofuo, shan zai shan zai....
shi zhu bu ke tan de wu yan.Originally posted by Nelstar:I want the whole tree of pu tao. -
Fei hua shao shuo, kuai na chu laiOriginally posted by foga:amituofuo, shan zai shan zai....
shi zhu bu ke tan de wu yan. -
amituofuo...
na she me chu lai
ni yao lao na de jia sha?
*SMS wukong ba jie and sha shen : "come quick. shi fu in trouble"Originally posted by Nelstar:Fei hua shao shuo, kuai na chu lai -
Morale of this topic:
DO not be Yunzhongzi colleague...sure become more n more violent! -
Originally posted by Ah Ma:Morale of this topic:
DO not be Yunzhongzi colleague...sure become more n more violent!