English Vs Singlish (Van Ah .. version)
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i u haven't been to school, go back & learn how to spell english properly...otherwise get the f.uck out of the forum
van bang car
u no like u go englen. no one one to listen u. me no like u tok
aiyo mahai y so work up
ppl like to type wat their business we hav no control over it tis is freedom of speech
van cortez is who? sgboy2004?
mahai102 engreesh oso like sheet
sgbou = van kotex
wow nt bad thur gt entertainment
van Croco = sgboy2004
kannot spel proply
sgboy= van kotex
carry on till 12pm hor
si ah wind
van Croco
haha
mi van tiko
Van ah Cro
* sgboy2004 tiko ah ma....whahahha
how karm so meny van?
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mahai u sheetpeet go sheet sum wey else lah ... kao pehz leh
* sgboy2004 ah ma makes mi sounds like a crow...van ah cro
no lori
my english may be sh.it but at least i try to spell words properly
van buaya lah
ah mahai.... hav fun lah, no engry lah
si ah yun
yalor, karm deestub us
van good boi = Croco
that's why sm lee is railing out against f.uckheads like u 2 who have no appreciation for language
Taiwan ah Seng????
or van bua-yeeeee
Cheng Zhao Rong
u fek angmoh u one to eat kantang
ah yun, van bua-yeee = ah ma
kao peh kao bu come my forum
mahai > buythewey u r such a steak in der mart leh -
Wah, 1st time i see this mahai so worked up over someone's language. Even the brown, white or black one, some say panda can't get mahai as pissed at this.
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English Proficiency Test?Originally posted by ditzy:Wah, 1st time i see this mahai so worked up over someone's language. Even the brown, white or black one, some say panda can't get mahai as pissed at this.
He's campaigning for English against the Van family. How sweet, especially it's ironic that it's funny. The authentic black humour is in. You got to give that man a ten out of ten for trying. -
hahahaha... a loser teaching people proper english...
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What would I say in mahai102's place:
i u haven't been to school, go back & learn how to spell english properly...otherwise get the f.uck out of the forum
Oh my, you ought to attend grammar school before you attempt to post here.my english may be sh.it but at least i try to spell words properly
I may not be proficient in the English language but I make serious effort to amend for it. -
I can tell Van Ah Seng English not bad, he just purposely covert it in to Singlish.
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How can it even be considered Singlish? its done with so much taste, its near impossible to imitate.Originally posted by F.O.S:I can tell Van Ah Seng English not bad, he just purposely covert it in to Singlish. -
He's a literal genius. Even Charles Dicken would be shamed!Originally posted by F.O.S:I can tell Van Ah Seng English not bad, he just purposely covert it in to Singlish.
Imagine the twists in the stories and the adventures. It's a marvel someone can really keep pace with those stories or should I say "storeys"??? -
A complete and devastating piece of crap turned into art by the hands of a home grown genius. Jack Neo couldn't even come out with a better script.Originally posted by ditzy:How can it even be considered Singlish? its done with so much taste, its near impossible to imitate. -
it is bengrish with a twist...Originally posted by F.O.S:I can tell Van Ah Seng English not bad, he just purposely covert it in to Singlish. -
tamade tamade tamade!
this is tamade tamade tamade stupid. -
u created this nick just to post in here?Originally posted by tamade tamade tamade:tamade tamade tamade!
this is tamade tamade tamade stupid. -
White Air V Birdie Twice to Come Pear the E Girl Lash wit 1 Ant the arthur..
Act List Day Heaven Rich the Wuss Case Of Seying Elizaberth = At Least A Bird
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x 2Originally posted by windjammer:u created this nick just to post in here? -
At least they haven't reach the worse case of saying Elizabeth 'At least a bird'Originally posted by IamAngeline:White Air V Birdie Twice to Come Pear the E Girl Lash wit 1 Ant the arthur..
Act List Day Heaven Rich the Wuss Case Of Seying Elizaberth = At Least A Bird -
Why everybody "twice" to compare the English with one and the other.Originally posted by IamAngeline:White Air V Birdie Twice to Come Pear the E Girl Lash wit 1 Ant the arthur..
Act List Day Heaven Rich the Wuss Case Of Seying Elizaberth = At Least A Bird -
TriesOriginally posted by Nelstar:Why everybody "twice" to compare the English with one and the other.
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Thrice would be a better choice.Originally posted by IamAngeline:Tries -
EHh~~~ Dun like that lah.. I know my english very de bad...Originally posted by Nelstar:Thrice would be a better choice.
Sobzz
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I ain't any better. I don't speak fluently. I speak as if someone's biting my tongue..Originally posted by IamAngeline:EHh~~~ Dun like that lah.. I know my english very de bad...
Sobzz 
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you want someone to bite your tongue?Originally posted by Nelstar:I ain't any better. I don't speak fluently. I speak as if someone's biting my tongue..
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someone biting your tongue? *tots of FOS.......Originally posted by Nelstar:I ain't any better. I don't speak fluently. I speak as if someone's biting my tongue..
How to speak liddat?? -
Van Tiko = crocoOriginally posted by F.O.S:you want someone to bite your tongue?
van tiko
I'm Van Sheep -
u sheep meh?Originally posted by Nelstar:Van Tiko = croco
I'm Van Sheep
or wolf in sheep skin? -
simi simi...wo si hokkien lang tia bo ang mo wei lar...li na ji kwee kor ang mo liew lian!