The memoirs of stoner (a.k.a secret diary)
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18/02/2004
I knew that today was going to be the best day of my life. I am going to be S$10,000 richer. ..... hahahaha
better get to work .. already late ... but then again who cares ... not like the Carrefour boss gonna give me $10,000 if I am ointime today yah .....
"tink" , 'tink" , "think" ... time, 14,00 so bloody sians .. nobody on my counter.,..... all of them must be thinking .. wat the hell is a guy doing as a cashier...... louser bum .... Ahhh .... to helll with them .... not like first time see me ... "lim peh" have been a shier for 20 years liao ..... work all over Singapore before ..... kepp your comments to yourself u fat uglt b1tch ....
time 1600.. woo woo gg to knock of lor ....... WAH chio bu 10 o'clock .... hahaha !!! always in for some fun .... especially when the ladies have to bend over at my counter to pick up some of those 'impulse" buying objects like sweets, condoms and magazines... hahaha
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19/02/2004
*yawn* ... wah today the weather dam good man ...... bright sunny and I have S$10,000 more in my savings. ... as of today I am a rich ma ... with S$12,000 of savings...... wonder when's my next deal going to come ......
okay time for work...... just last night, I was thinking whether I should quit my job at carrefour .. but after much conisideration better not..... cus otherwise ppl will suspect .. how come I like tat can quit job, economy so bad and yet I still can quit ,,,, .. later they all think I strink TOTO or 4D .. then come and borrow monmey form me .... better stay low....
Time, 0930 .... ahhh sianz .... carrefour opening liao ..... better go downstairs and get some free kopi first before starting my work.... donnoe whether will see that pretty lady working in UBS Warburg or not .....
Sianz.... dammit .. never see her ..... rememer the last ime I spoke to her ... wah a KO man..... highly intelligent young (24) and pretty ... and best, she like don mind me .... and still wanna make friend with me .... hee hee .. maybe I got chancey!!! hahaha
Okay just serve my first customer for the day .. sians.... .. ah.... .. recently dunnoe whether is my eye sight getting poorer or really my vision getting blurrer..... everytime l see people boeying me !! especially the counter girl 2 cahsier away... Well have to agree that she is young kind and sweet.... sometimes also come and tok to me .... but no feeling for her leh ...okay another hour 2 go before lunch ..... hopefully can meet that USB lady again !!!
Time 1400 . Back to the office liao ... wah really don feel like working especially after lunch .... but dam the boss has to call for meeting at 1500..."stoner stoner .. got to be on the ball to keep your job .. times are real bad." Dam the angel....... back to lunch ... lunch was exciting ..... wooo .. the queue at the suntec food court, as usualy was full of babes .... some chio some not so chio .. buy hey how much can a 43 year old man ask for ehh.... kekeke..... Mee pok was dam little ... gotta complain to the suntec management again soon .. . ...
Today tink weather a bit cold.. all the girls are not intheir usual spagetti strip blouse ... all wearing sweater..... ahh .. hate to keep using my Xray vision to peep thru those thick jackets... maybe tomorrow will be better ... -
20/02/2004
Bright and sunny morning ..... ahh yes the long awaited friday ...finally .. no need to see the bosses F*** face tomolo anymore... hahaha ...
I cannot believe my luck today .. the hightlight of my day actually came when I was on the bus.... hee hee ... ... Why do ladies always zhao geng ? Issin't it a common sense thingie to not bend too low when wearing a not so tight blouse, Issin't it a common sense thingie to not lift your legs too high if wearing a short skirt ????
Well wat the hack, they show, I watch ... no complaints....
I donnoe why today like a lot of pretty girls come to work..... maybe it is the friday mood that seems to brighten up ever thing ... even the ugliest cashier girl in carrefour today does not seem so bad.... this is really wierd.... okay better snap back to reality and start working before my boss screws me ...... today my luck seems high, maybe during lunch, i will get lucky with Miss UBS.
1/2 hour into my work ..... Sianz again...... met a couple of lame ppl who walked into Carrefour .... nothing much to report..... wait .... just as I was giving up on scanning around, MISS UBS lady appeared right out of the corner of my eye..... wooo oo... she seems to be searching for some stationary and requires help. Seeing the chance, I took off at the speed of sound to render her my assistance. ..... "Ehh .. stoner where u going ? how can u leave the counter unattended like tat ..... !!!" Sians ... I knew I should have took off at the speed of light ..... there goes my boss again .. kao pehing at me as usual..... nagging non stop till my next customer comes .. dammit ... tat really ruin my day ...... as I could only now watch and glare untill the UBS lady walks off my sight .... *ahhhh......yah....
Ah... sucks** pui pui .. lunch was terrible .. that lady don noe how to cook one I think ..... char kway teow taste like mee gorang ! ..wah is the world becoming too....... sians..... back to work again ...... .*huh?? there she goes again .. that cashier girl 2 blocks away, glancing this way again ... ahh haa.... she must be interested in me ...... welll.. too bad she not chio .. hahaha .. let her look lar ... not like she can up me !!!! WAIT .... wat if she is mentally raping me like tat lady in the MRT??? .... better wear my carrefour jacket for more protection...... must pretend not to notice her .... otherwise she may get the wrong idea....
U PEOPLE ARE SPOILING MY THREAD !!!!!!
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*yawn* hao lian $10000 mus announce everywhere.hahhaha
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aiyah must reply lah, i just couldn't help it.
u wanna keep all these whatever stuff neat and tidy right?? write in words file and save it, then no one can see and comment liao. yawns, or u want people to see this thread but cannot reply?? then u can jolly well lock it. -
Originally posted by Estee:aiyah must reply lah, i just couldn't help it.
u wanna keep all these whatever stuff neat and tidy right?? write in words file and save it, then no one can see and comment liao. yawns, or u want people to see this thread but cannot reply?? then u can jolly well lock it.
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I don't get it. Carrefour cashier counter got internet access??? -
Stoner:Originally posted by Chin Eng: I don't get it. Carrefour cashier counter got internet access???
U left out the part where u peep at Carrefour girls and guys toilets & kana caught by an old auntie y u so like that ! auntie u also dn let her off 
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well obviously he's talking about an alternate 4th dimensionOriginally posted by Chin Eng: I don't get it. Carrefour cashier counter got internet access??? 
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23 Feburary 2004
YEs... another week ahead of adventures and excitement .... woo wo. ... well just pondering ..., over the weekend met up with an expert that says that my charges for ONS .. which is S$10,000 is super unrealistic and told me to charge ;less... like S$3000-S$4000
This he says will ensure that I get a steady supply ...... hmmm .. I thought to myself, "gong ehh ma se wu li you."
So on sunday I went ot confront the "pimp lady" and told her that I am willing to lower down my charges and guess wat, immediately she handed me an assignment ... and yes .. I am S$3000 richer today ....
Sunday night was shack, after the hardy work out session, decided that I should take a break and went for Sheesha ! IT was a totally power knock out session .. and after tat , I swear all girls look like angels man .. highly recommeded to guys who cannot find CHIO girls ......
Finally lunch ..... ... everyday the same old shlt routine.. how I wish I can break out of it ,,,.... and start eating air or grass maybe .. sianz ... welll bo pian .. times are bad. Hopefully later during lunch can meet some chio bu .... today the cahier girl siting 2 booths away lets call her Jane. keeps staring at me again...... DUh !!! HOW To tell her I not interested in her ugly face???
Sians... keep droping those obvious hints at me .. tryingto turn me on etc.... hiaz..... tink gotta buy her a mirror ... ... we lll lunch ... the highlight of the day ... hopefully can see the UBS girls......
Dunnoe issit me or issit me, recently have been very luck wif girls.... everyday also got girl call be be it for work or for fun ... hahaha tink my S$300 dollar mont blanc pen in me pocket must be working ..... hahaha these girls are sooo shallow to fall for my penisapocket trick ..... ... good good ... even now, the customers in carrefour are taking a second look at me ... hahaha !!!!
Well really looking forward to tomorrow... got this chio ger jio me out for beer after work...... say wat wann catch up with me ..... I think wanna sleep with me more like it ..... hmmm ... no way am I going to offer her free service....... must tok to "pimp mama" need to get advice .. ... hmmm yes .... -
I thought ONS is supposed to be free ? u charge money? sounds like gigolo.? scarly is to men, opps then is ah gua gigolo liao. think u go changi pose can earn more lar.
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liar...Originally posted by Chin Eng: I don't get it. Carrefour cashier counter got internet access??? -
24 Feb 2004
**Yawnzz..... wah today on the MRT dam sad man .... there were so many young ladies ard 20-30 .... but they all were so mean ..... at 0800 plus on my way to work, I saw this old man ard 50s gettting into the MRT .. as it was full of girls, he had a really tough time getting in .. and to make matters worst, all these ladies keep rubbing against him pushing and nudging him ..... Wah ... it feels as if he had been molested big time man ... but being an old man .. don think he can do much too .... then the train door closed and the train started moving ...
Due to the movement of the MRT, the girls keep swaying to and fro then keep knocking into the ah Peh's backside etc. ..... taking advantage of the old man .. I realy feel sorry and wanted to go and help...... but ..... I too was a victim .squash between ladies..
25 Feb 2004
AHh... yesterday was a totally sianz day at carrefour nothing much to look forward to and no exciting thing happen...... * praying dam hard that today will be more exciting .......
Morning MRT ride was as usual CROWded, the same poor old man, still being taken advantage off.... this time by a chio lady in her mid 20s . Poor poor old man....
Carefour tis morning is awfully quiet ....... ahh .. who cares, less people better ...... then suddenly at the corner of my eyes, .. the UBS lady walked past ...... woo woo... wat a sight !!! she look gorgeous today man ... long hair, a full B, butt is also full and standing at about 1.65-1.70 in ht... a full bown babe...... Ohh... how I wish I was of equal "social class" and not some cashier ..... well better snap out of my dream and head for work before my boss starts nagging again ..... SIanz....
Today lunch I went to tanjong pagar Amoy market for lunch... wah the view is definately much better than Suntec.... the girls ... office mei mei etc.. all look so young and fresh ... of cus got some old lady there clearing Shlt lar ... but whois to complain ......
after buying my food, went to sit at a table alone .. then got this pretty young lady came beside and sit with me.. I was shock man..... the next thing tat happen was even more shocking .... she ask for my number saying tat she seem to have seen me before ... .. and ask if I was a manager at some bank ...... of cus I played the fool and told her yah .. I am working at Citibank.. wah u should see her eyes light up man ...... ohh... "no wonder so familar" she replied .......... anyway, i gave her my number and she say she will call me .... Duh !!! wah the lady so bold ... hehehe .. getting lucky at tanjong pagar...... tomolo will go there again !!!! this time .... younger ladies .. beware ..... -
26 02 2004
Ahhh .. a brand new day .... as usual wake up and go to work... ** Yawnszzz.. as usualy, in the MRT, see the same old man.... kana molested by the ladies around him........ at work, as usual, see the cashier lady 2 counters away .... secretly bioing me from afar..... hiazxssss.. sinanz !!
luckly today me getting out of town... going to meet FOS for lunch at the famous Sin Thor Bak Kut Teh ..... hahaha Dunnoe whether there got any chio bu to see or not .... ?
29 Feb 2004
Finally the last day of feburary, it has been much too long waiting for this "sickening" romantic month to come past. ALl this love ga gazz.... is making me real sick....
Today ... is just another sunday, tired and a rest day for me, finally after a week of dates, its time I am left alone for some rest.... ahh... tomorrow is another working week and it sucks ..... how I wish $$$ will just fall from the sky, but then again .... this may also not be the solutions to all problems I have to agree..... so wats life ....
Is life really the MATRIX? wat are we living for,. .... for family? friends or wat? .... Is there a need for existence on EARTH ?!
SIanz.... sunday blues ...... -
Paisay, I also cannot fight the urge not to.
Interesting and damn Gey Yian memoirs of yours. Keep it up ya.