the bigger they are, the dumber they are
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Two parents take their son to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, while the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw women with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!" -
another joke i came across....
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to wear glove and dig meh?! -
Nice 1.... but heard b4 liao....Thks anyway!
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Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Two parents take their son to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, while the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw women with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"
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so you belongs to the dumb or smart?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Two parents take their son to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, while the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw women with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"
at least we guys can be both
The point is can you make us dumb? -
Hmm......Originally posted by F.O.S:so you belongs to the dumb or smart?
at least we guys can be both
The point is can you make us dumb?
Quite interestin! -
i give u 5 points
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u wan try???!!!Originally posted by F.O.S:so you belongs to the dumb or smart?
at least we guys can be both
The point is can you make us dumb?
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by the way you reply, I can tell you are "big and dumb"Originally posted by carpe diem jur:u wan try???!!! -
mi A cup where got "big and dumb"?? tsk tsk tsk...Originally posted by F.O.S:by the way you reply, I can tell you are "big and dumb" -
u early in the morning too free come and suan mi sia... my brain havent wake leh... cannot argue wid u liao... i go sch liao..
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Originally posted by carpe diem jur:mi A cup where got "big and dumb"?? tsk tsk tsk...
A cup !!! I still thought you expresso cup -
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Originally posted by carpe diem jur:Two parents take their son to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, while the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw women with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!" -
heng ah.... not mi...Originally posted by queture:sia la... A cup only.
dont think anyone wanna try. too common liao.
wonder who's got C cup here?
anyone dumb enough to admit? -
Same as me leh...Originally posted by carpe diem jur:mi A cup where got "big and dumb"?? tsk tsk tsk... -
A-cup.........hmmmmOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:mi A cup where got "big and dumb"?? tsk tsk tsk...
How nice.........!!!! -
piangz... thank Q leh... we do look alike ya...Originally posted by progene:Same as me leh... -
Originally posted by frust8ed:A-cup.........hmmmm
How nice.........!!!!
i dun wanna suffocate anyone ya... and i no need be dumb (juz like wat FOS juz said)... lolx !! -
Erm..dun tink so...Cos i'm a guy!Originally posted by carpe diem jur:piangz... thank Q leh... we do look alike ya... -
aiyah... other dan mi dun haf dat extra 500gm meat, when lie down my chest dun look any different from urs la... hahar !! A-cup too flat liao... jiat lat...Originally posted by progene:Erm..dun tink so...Cos i'm a guy! -
i dun think A-cup is too flat......like i said.......i like A-cup.Originally posted by carpe diem jur:aiyah... other dan mi dun haf dat extra 500gm meat, when lie down my chest dun look any different from urs la... hahar !! A-cup too flat liao... jiat lat...
shall i prove to you how much i like them?? -
ok... i go ur house tonyt and u prove it ya !! hahar !!Originally posted by frust8ed:i dun think A-cup is too flat......like i said.......i like A-cup.
shall i prove to you how much i like them?? -
looks like roti prataOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:aiyah... other dan mi dun haf dat extra 500gm meat, when lie down my chest dun look any different from urs la... hahar !! A-cup too flat liao... jiat lat... -
waste time see two black dots onlyOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:ok... i go ur house tonyt and u prove it ya !! hahar !!