More Lousy Jokes

• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 01:27

  Dating process:
  6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
  6 months : Of course I love U.
  6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
  
  Back from Work:
  6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
  6 months : BACK!!
  6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
  
  Gifts:
  6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
  6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
  room.
  6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
  
  Phone Ringing:
  6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
  6 months : Here, for you.
  6 years : PHONE RINGING.
  
  Cooking:
  6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
  6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
  6 years : AGAIN!!!!
  
  Apology:
  6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
  6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
  6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
  
  New Dress:
  6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
  6 months : You bought a new dress again???
  6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
  
  Planning for Vacations:
  6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
  6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
  6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
  
  TV:
  6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
  6 months : I like this movie.
  6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I
  can stay up by myself.
• cindtan29

  4 Apr 05, 01:31

  haha...very realistic ...true acct....gd job ah brat....
• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 01:33

  Originally posted by cindtan29:

  haha...very realistic ...true acct....gd job ah brat....

  realistic meh
  
  heehee...nvm...copy from email de
• progene

  4 Apr 05, 01:50

  
• F.O.S

  4 Apr 05, 16:35

  I knew my gf for 2 years but I am using the words of 6 years later