Another Joke
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okie..i go search my emailOriginally posted by cindtan29:those qian bian jokes or anything tat is funny??
dirty jokes can ornot? -
u wan to bribe me with jokes for my dog!!Originally posted by progene:U wan joke?
Ah gene say joke to u... ai mai?
In xchange for dat, let me play wif ur dog! 
try harder ah gene.....nvrmind i still have ah brat to tell ah cind jokes....u siam hor...
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house
of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow
droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new
powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit!", exclaimed the
eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"We just moved in, there's no electricity in the house!" -
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours." -
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! -
A guy had his greatest dream of flying a helicopter. One day, he struck lottery and was able to fulfil his dream. He engaged in a flying course. After months of intensive training, he was finally given permission to fly on his own. So up he goes, 1000 feet...2000 feet, nothing happened. Then when he reached 3000 feet, the helicopter came down and crashed.
"So what happened at 3000 feet?" inquired the instructor.
"Well, its getting too cold up there and I turned off the ceiling fan" -
Yah..ur dog will love me wan! beside they need a male zhu ren!Originally posted by cindtan29:u wan to bribe me with jokes for my dog!!
try harder ah gene.....nvrmind i still have ah brat to tell ah cind jokes....u siam hor...
Opps!
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dog need pig meh?Originally posted by progene:Yah..ur dog will love me wan! beside they need a male zhu ren!
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r u luffing at me for not having one!!!Originally posted by progene:Yah..ur dog will love me wan! beside they need a male zhu ren!
Opps! 
u very noty 2day...
BAN!!!
ah brat........go kick ah gene.....
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of cos.....hahaha...RA...Originally posted by bratpig:okie..i go search my email
dirty jokes can ornot? -
have one what?Originally posted by cindtan29:r u luffing at me for not having one!!!
u very noty 2day...
BAN!!!
ah brat........go kick ah gene..... 
must i really kick him? my head is spinning now -
hmm....y spinning?Originally posted by bratpig:have one what?
must i really kick him? my head is spinning now -
dunno...think i need to go sleep soon...i can feel my floor is slopping alreadyOriginally posted by cindtan29:hmm....y spinning? -
tmr then help u kick him ba
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ok...shld slp too....ah cind tired also...2molo monday blue again....
gd nite all.....ah brat...do slp...ur eyes smaller now
ah gene...u also...2molo working ok....
gd nite....cya
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Me where go noti!!Originally posted by cindtan29:r u luffing at me for not having one!!!
u very noty 2day...
BAN!!!
ah brat........go kick ah gene.....
Ahhh..dun kick me!!
All bully me n kick me ard!!
*Run to find corlin mummy!!* -
nite ah cindOriginally posted by cindtan29:ok...shld slp too....ah cind tired also...2molo monday blue again....
gd nite all.....ah brat...do slp...ur eyes smaller now
ah gene...u also...2molo working ok....
gd nite....cya -
I noe...earthquake!!Originally posted by cindtan29:hmm....y spinning? -
croco not ard to protect u todayOriginally posted by progene:Me where go noti!!
Ahhh..dun kick me!!
All bully me n kick me ard!!
*Run to find corlin mummy!!* -
Ok...nite cyndi dear!!Originally posted by cindtan29:ok...shld slp too....ah cind tired also...2molo monday blue again....
gd nite all.....ah brat...do slp...ur eyes smaller now
ah gene...u also...2molo working ok....
gd nite....cya -
Ya...dunno where my mummy go....miss her leh, her hug, kisses n smell...Originally posted by bratpig:croco not ard to protect u today
Mummy, WRU?