Another Joke

• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 22:36

  God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
  He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
  He saw me in dark, he created light.
  He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
  
  Twinkle Twinkle little star
  You should know what you are
  And once you know what you are
  Mental hospital is not so far.
  
  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
  If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
  
  Roses are red, violets are blue
  monkeys like u should be kept in the zoo.
  Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
  not in the cage but laughing at you.
  
  When your life is in darkness pray to God
  ask him to free you from darkness and if after you pray
  and you're still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
• FireIce

  3 Apr 05, 22:49

  tell me im sarpose to laff at which line(s)?
  
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 23:29

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  tell me im sarpose to laff at which line(s)?
  

  the 1st line
• BonJovi

  3 Apr 05, 23:38

  a well-written piece of poem
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 23:41

  not poem la
• Lavendin

  3 Apr 05, 23:48

  which paragraph more suitable for bratpig ah?
  *no flaming pls*
  
  
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 23:53

  Originally posted by Lavendin:

  which paragraph more suitable for bratpig ah?
  *no flaming pls*
  
  

  u think leh
• Lavendin

  3 Apr 05, 23:56

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  u think leh

  how about this one
  
  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
  If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
  
  
  
  u agree or not? dont agree must say hor
  
  
• bratpig

  3 Apr 05, 23:57

  Originally posted by Lavendin:

  how about this one
  
  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
  If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
  
  
  
  u agree or not? dont agree must say hor
  
  

  
  
  sad but true
• Lavendin

  3 Apr 05, 23:59

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  
  
  sad but true

  wah lav , zhong ma piao leh,
  must buy toto tomolo
  give me 4 nos
  
  
• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 00:00

  Originally posted by Lavendin:

  wah lav , zhong ma piao leh,
  must buy toto tomolo
  give me 4 nos
  
  

  one two three four
• Lavendin

  4 Apr 05, 00:02

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  one two three four

  this kind of no will win or not , so funny no leh,
  
• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 00:04

  Originally posted by Lavendin:

  this kind of no will win or not , so funny no leh,
  

  
  
  i give u number u still wanna choose
• Lavendin

  4 Apr 05, 00:16

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  
  
  i give u number u still wanna choose

  but this no , not sure will win or not leh, u got buy before? they will let u buy ah?
  lav never gambles so i donno
  
  
• Troy437

  4 Apr 05, 00:22

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
  He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
  He saw me in dark, he created light.
  He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
  
  Twinkle Twinkle little star
  You should know what you are
  And once you know what you are
  Mental hospital is not so far.
  
  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
  If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
  
  Roses are red, violets are blue
  monkeys like u should be kept in the zoo.
  Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
  not in the cage but laughing at you.
  
  When your life is in darkness pray to God
  ask him to free you from darkness and if after you pray
  and you're still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

  chin bo liao....
• Pyoro

  4 Apr 05, 00:23

  ahahahahahaahhaahahahaahahahhahahahahaaaaaa
• progene

  4 Apr 05, 00:35

  Brat not onli gd in agony...but oso a joker!! C'mon more jokes n trick pls!
• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 00:45

  Originally posted by Lavendin:

  but this no , not sure will win or not leh, u got buy before? they will let u buy ah?
  lav never gambles so i donno
  
  

  i also never buy 4d b4...haha...u try then let me know la
• Lavendin

  4 Apr 05, 00:47

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  i also never buy 4d b4...haha...u try then let me know la

  i dont even know how to buy leh,
• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 00:49

  Originally posted by Lavendin:

  i dont even know how to buy leh,

  u go Q up...then when u reach the counter u just tell auntie u wanna buy one two three four lor...think it's like buying macdonald
• progene

  4 Apr 05, 01:12

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  u go Q up...then when u reach the counter u just tell auntie u wanna buy one two three four lor...think it's like buying macdonald

  Yah...go n try dat, @@ wad will happen to u!
• cindtan29

  4 Apr 05, 01:13

  hmmm...no more jokes de...
• bratpig

  4 Apr 05, 01:15

  Originally posted by cindtan29:

  hmmm...no more jokes de...

  anything for u
  
  what jokes u want?
• progene

  4 Apr 05, 01:24

  Originally posted by cindtan29:

  hmmm...no more jokes de...

  U wan joke?
  
  Ah gene say joke to u... ai mai?
  
  In xchange for dat, let me play wif ur dog!
• cindtan29

  4 Apr 05, 01:26

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  anything for u
  
  what jokes u want?

  those qian bian jokes or anything tat is funny??