Here's a step by step instructional guide to magnify stupidity.
01. First using a wordprocessor, type this out and put photographs of yourself, saying this.
'The world would mourn my death because I am a saint. I am jumping down from the building to kill myself in order to show that life is short and fragile. Jumping down from tall buildings is a stupid move since if you do not die, you will be heavily crippled. Please do not imitate my action because no one has taken the necessary precautions to avoid living like I did. Committing suicide through jumping is an ugly thing and that you will have your head and body cracking onto the floor like a egg. It is a stupid and messy affair. Kids, please do not follow my footstep because you have not undergone the training I had to perform this stunt. This is no joke, jumping to death is a stupid thing and if I lived after this ordeal, I will tell you all how stupid it is to jump to my death.'
02. Print out the flyers and distribute to all the mailboxes in the vicinity before attempting the jump.
03. Fill a bag with heavy stones and climb to the tallest building available.
04. Tie a rope to yourself and the bag of stones.
05. Throw the stones down the building so that it drags you to the death.
06. Await newspaper report for your stupidity.