01. Need to pay $38 (San Ba) to attend
02. East Coast is too far.
03. A going so I not going.
04. B not going so I not going.
05. Smart Casual means I cannot wear what I like to wear.
06. I cannot bring my handphone cos it has camera functions.
07. They going to search my bag because I am not supposed to bring camera.
08. It is the time of the month. Family biddings. (Da Yi Ma)
09. Fasting month, cannot eat so why go?
10. What if I lose the receipt, does it mean the security will block my entry?
11. I don't want people to know who I am.
12. Are you paying for my air ticket?
13. I am too poor to even afford the bus ticket, how to pay?
14. My time is more precious than to waste it meeting the crappers.
15. I must guard sgforums from clones.
16. I must increase my post count when others are there so that I become the person with the highest post count. (e.g FireIce)
17. My mother told me not to talk to strangers.
18. I have curfew, need to be home before 6pm.
19. My boyfriend/girlfriend does not like me to meet with people from the opposite sex.
20. My fengshui master tell me that I must not go out of my house on 19 March 2005.
21. 6pm is the time I go to play chess with Zhou Gong.
22. I am guarding Pulau Tekong from invaders.
23. I got an appointment on 1800 hours with FLY-747-AEROPLANE
24. My system is receiving a tsunami warning near East Coast on the 19th March at 1800 hours.
25. My son/daughter/mother/father/grandmother/grandfather/spouse/cat/dog/cockroach will be feverish that day and I need to tend to their sickness.
26. No door gifts.
27. I am working that day, working on how to give excuses not to go.
28. I got lost navigating through Bukit Timah Hill trying to get to East Coast.
29. Seriously, I mean I have better things to do than to attend the D&D, things like trying to avoid D&D.
30. Come on, I gave you 29 reasons and you want more, aren't you ashamed of begging me to go?