Please leave a message after the tone
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Hi!! I am busy over at KOC, please leave me a message if you looking for me
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798, please work harder, don't let Mospeada forum overtake us
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sorry Meowsusan, I'm having dinner with my boss tonight and Patty is busy over her project. Can't attend you outing, feel so sorry that you posted in Forum 30s but none of us attend.
maybe I should send 798 to attend -
Originally posted by F.O.S:sorry Meowsusan, I'm having dinner with my boss tonight and Patty is busy over her project. Can't attend you outing, feel so sorry that you posted in Forum 30s but none of us attend.
maybe I should send 798 to attend 
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Joke: Message on Answering Machine
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now you say something.
5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with
one of these magnets.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, a free trip or another damn credit card, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning
your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
13. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we -probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right....
real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you. -
*8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with
one of these magnets. *
wahahahhahaha my fav line
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mine is:Originally posted by foga:*8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with
one of these magnets. *
wahahahhahaha my fav line
7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
13. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we -probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right....
real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
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Hi FOS,
tell Patty she left her purse at my place last night.
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hello, i'm attending claypot outing on behalf of fos n gangs...
Please leave a sexy message after the tone.....
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she was with me last nightOriginally posted by laurence82:Hi FOS,
tell Patty she left her purse at my place last night.
Bye.
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ah lau hiding behind the curtains, peeping lahOriginally posted by F.O.S:she was with me last night
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What time?Originally posted by F.O.S:she was with me last night -
*beep~~*
Yoz FOS... long time no see you le.. come out one of these days to have lunch leh... kekev
P.S. : i am gonna wack ur KOC account liaoz... kekeke -
Du~~~~
Yun, tell me your nick before you wack my KOC -
*beeeeeppp~~*Originally posted by F.O.S:Du~~~~
Yun, tell me your nick before you wrack my KOC
FOS.. You will soon find out after i hit u lor..v -
Didn't know Gay also play war gameOriginally posted by yunzhongzi:*beeeeeppp~~*
FOS.. You will soon find out after i hit u lor..v -
She is with me now, you want me to ask her?Originally posted by laurence82:What time? -
tmd... i castrate all ur armies then u knowOriginally posted by F.O.S:Didn't know Gay also play war game -
army of gaysOriginally posted by F.O.S:Didn't know Gay also play war game 
scary seah -
Originally posted by xking:army of gays scary seah
that why I need to know his nick in KOC so that I can ask my soldiers to use the Shield to cover their ass and wear a condom to defence
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Du~~~~~
Go to SITEX 2004 later -
no need to fight. See them laugh until u dieOriginally posted by xking:army of gays scary seah -
"the 2-time yandao mod is busy at the moment in the liibrary right now. anything happens, please refers to moderator windjammer!"
BEEeeeeeeeeeeeePi!!!! -
No, I will call her on her HP..oops I called liao, we had great chat last night....Originally posted by F.O.S:She is with me now, you want me to ask her? -
F.O.S you are a bAsTaRd.