Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
If money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
Why are Pringles curved?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?