~ Guys n Gals : What turns you off and turns you on ? ~
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im more a dry humor person... satire turns me onOriginally posted by Lingos:What do you define by lewd jokes? I'm always laughing at innuendoes.. i don't think there's anything wrong.
Why don't you laugh? Have a sense of humour dude.
dun like those corny or sexual jokes simply cos i dun find jokes about anatomy or scatological humor amusing
dun worry i like most if not all the humor here. (obviously not Bar)
but then im really old fashioned. go figure.
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ah ain't no lolita fan, lingos. and the only reason i laugh at those jokes is just courtesey. the saying 'good girls finish last' is true for most, but certainly not all guys. as i can atest.Originally posted by Lingos:Boys in blues spotted -> lurking and looking very suss around Primary school areas.
Hmmm... so guys can laugh at lewd jokes, girls can't huh? -
What do you mean by sexual jokes? I'm talking about sexual innuendos. Not she f -ed a horse hahah jokes.Originally posted by ntu slacker:im more a dry humor person... satire turns me on
dun like those corny or sexual jokes simply cos i dun find jokes about anatomy or scatological humor amusing
dun worry i like most if not all the humor here. (obviously not Bar)
but then im really old fashioned. go figure. -
oh sayang, i'm so happy for u *hugs*Originally posted by Maya061:oooppppsss....sorry to hear that, kitten...
dun worry..u'll find one soon... just when you least expected, he'll come to you....
that just happen to me and i'm sooooooo happy at the moment...
treasure wat u found okie?
i dunno when mine will turn up......but i've quit waiting
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My girlfriend has always talked about getting married and having kids.. i think this happens when you're bored with your life.. career etc. Anyway, she was such a desperado.. she never saw the guys for what they really were -> freaks. One even had a phobia about germs and stuff.. can you imagine her and her dog living with this freak? She couldn't even use the kitchen to cook 'oily' stuff like steak or something!?!Originally posted by keisha:oh sayang, i'm so happy for u *hugs*
treasure wat u found okie?
i dunno when mine will turn up......but i've quit waiting
Meanwhile i've gone through and dumped about a few freaky admirers and guys. I was just out for a good time with my other girlfriend. And guess what happened? I met HIM! -
Nah.. it's just that you want them to appear virginal..Originally posted by boy in blues:ah ain't no lolita fan, lingos. and the only reason i laugh at those jokes is just courtesey. the saying 'good girls finish last' is true for most, but certainly not all guys. as i can atest.
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no way am i gonna grab anyone tat comes along, if i do tat i'll be a very busy women. i dunno how ur friend can live wth someone like tat. no cooking? to hell wth him.Originally posted by Lingos:My girlfriend has always talked about getting married and having kids.. i think this happens when you're bored with your life.. career etc. Anyway, she was such a desperado.. she never saw the guys for what they really were -> freaks. One even had a phobia about germs and stuff.. can you imagine her and her dog living with this freak? She couldn't even use the kitchen to cook 'oily' stuff like steak or something!?!
Meanwhile i've gone through and dumped about a few freaky admirers and guys. I was just out for a good time with my other girlfriend. And guess what happened? I met HIM!
i'm always not lack of suitors, but no one i really like, so got suitors also no use.
wah lau, u also met HIM ah? congrats gal *hugs too*
treasure him too
actually i saw tis guy tat i like. n i hardly will see people tat i like. but guess wat, before i could make any moves, tis colleague of mine oredi threw herself at him, went to bed n all liao. fark man. best part was, the guy's fren told me i was the first one he was looking at. n tat colleague of mine was no babe. so i'm so confident tat if she never threw herself at him, he would have ask me out. arrrrrrrgh! i dunno how to put it lah, juz cannot get over it
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gals can always make the 1st moveOriginally posted by keisha:no way am i gonna grab anyone tat comes along, if i do tat i'll be a very busy women. i dunno how ur friend can live wth someone like tat. no cooking? to hell wth him.
i'm always not lack of suitors, but no one i really like, so got suitors also no use.
wah lau, u also met HIM ah? congrats gal *hugs too*
treasure him too
actually i saw tis guy tat i like. n i hardly will see people tat i like. but guess wat, before i could make any moves, tis colleague of mine oredi threw herself at him, went to bed n all liao. fark man. best part was, the guy's fren told me i was the first one he was looking at. n tat colleague of mine was no babe. so i'm so confident tat if she never threw herself at him, he would have ask me out. arrrrrrrgh! i dunno how to put it lah, juz cannot get over it
and i can guess what your answer will be ....... "you will"
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ah cool..... sigh.... sometimes... i really have to get my head full of cars to forget her and forget my loneliness...Originally posted by Lingos:My girlfriend has always talked about getting married and having kids.. i think this happens when you're bored with your life.. career etc. Anyway, she was such a desperado.. she never saw the guys for what they really were -> freaks. One even had a phobia about germs and stuff.. can you imagine her and her dog living with this freak? She couldn't even use the kitchen to cook 'oily' stuff like steak or something!?!
Meanwhile i've gone through and dumped about a few freaky admirers and guys. I was just out for a good time with my other girlfriend. And guess what happened? I met HIM! -
oh dear... poor thing. and the last one that i've met b4? no more liaos?Originally posted by keisha:no way am i gonna grab anyone tat comes along, if i do tat i'll be a very busy women. i dunno how ur friend can live wth someone like tat. no cooking? to hell wth him.
i'm always not lack of suitors, but no one i really like, so got suitors also no use.
wah lau, u also met HIM ah? congrats gal *hugs too*
treasure him too
actually i saw tis guy tat i like. n i hardly will see people tat i like. but guess wat, before i could make any moves, tis colleague of mine oredi threw herself at him, went to bed n all liao. fark man. best part was, the guy's fren told me i was the first one he was looking at. n tat colleague of mine was no babe. so i'm so confident tat if she never threw herself at him, he would have ask me out. arrrrrrrgh! i dunno how to put it lah, juz cannot get over it -
somehow for tis case, i wunOriginally posted by eutjin:gals can always make the 1st move
and i can guess what your answer will be ....... "you will" -
still on. but i guess i can't really make it. dun really have much feelings.Originally posted by HENG@:oh dear... poor thing. and the last one that i've met b4? no more liaos? -
ahhh...thank you, kitten.. *hugs*Originally posted by keisha:oh sayang, i'm so happy for u *hugs*
treasure wat u found okie?
i dunno when mine will turn up......but i've quit waiting
i will...i'm so in love with him at the moment, never fall this deep before..
and kitten...dun quit
just take ur time and pray .. he'll come a long
love takes time sometimes...
and why won't u make any first move ? i thought u would.
well.. i would. if i like a guy...i won't let him go away until i know whether he likes me or not. have to, if not i'll regret it . well..unless he got a g/f oredi or a wife..that..i hv to avoid .
and kitten.. i dunno about you... but if it's me...if i dun really have much feeling with the guy...it's better not to carry on. unless you're sure that after sometimes together, u may really fall for him. cos in the end...it might hurt both of you...
i wish you all the good luck in finding ur prince charming ...
*now gotta back to work, boss is calling oredi* -
guys -> humsup loOriginally posted by keisha:still on. but i guess i can't really make it. dun really have much feelings. -
yeah, i noe. juz tinking when we'll call it quits. now everything is still normal, but guess i can't kid myself for too long.Originally posted by Maya061:ahhh...thank you, kitten.. *hugs*
i will...i'm so in love with him at the moment, never fall this deep before..
and kitten...dun quit
just take ur time and pray .. he'll come a long
love takes time sometimes...
and why won't u make any first move ? i thought u would.
well.. i would. if i like a guy...i won't let him go away until i know whether he likes me or not. have to, if not i'll regret it . well..unless he got a g/f oredi or a wife..that..i hv to avoid .
and kitten.. i dunno about you... but if it's me...if i dun really have much feeling with the guy...it's better not to carry on. unless you're sure that after sometimes together, u may really fall for him. cos in the end...it might hurt both of you...
i wish you all the good luck in finding ur prince charming ...
*now gotta back to work, boss is calling oredi*
dunno why, but there are always a few around, but none i like. n yah, i can't find any tat i have feelings for. tats why feeling empty n lonely now. maybe i should start a recruiting ad for myself. 'cute guys needed for lonely keisha' 
juz curious, does your other half's name start wth b and end wth r? -
It's alright lah.. keisha. You can have your burger and the side.. fries with that. That's what i feel about men. ahahah..
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errr...let say..you, lingos and i are in the same leagueOriginally posted by keisha:yeah, i noe. juz tinking when we'll call it quits. now everything is still normal, but guess i can't kid myself for too long.
dunno why, but there are always a few around, but none i like. n yah, i can't find any tat i have feelings for. tats why feeling empty n lonely now. maybe i should start a recruiting ad for myself. 'cute guys needed for lonely keisha'
juz curious, does your other half's name start wth b and end wth r?
get what i mean ?
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no... it starts with E and ends in COriginally posted by keisha:yeah, i noe. juz tinking when we'll call it quits. now everything is still normal, but guess i can't kid myself for too long.
dunno why, but there are always a few around, but none i like. n yah, i can't find any tat i have feelings for. tats why feeling empty n lonely now. maybe i should start a recruiting ad for myself. 'cute guys needed for lonely keisha'
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huh? so who izzit huh?
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No maya.. i don't get what you mean.Originally posted by Maya061:errr...let say..you, lingos and i are in the same league
get what i mean ?
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sorry....Originally posted by Lingos:No maya.. i don't get what you mean.
Please clarify..
is this the young guy thing?
yeah..u're rite...
but he's so mature... so the age gap really doesnt matter