One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent
to be judged, he was told that he had committed a
sin, and that he could not go to heaven right
away. He asked what he did and God told him that
he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only
way he could get into heaven would be to sleep
with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the
next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that
this was a small price to pay for an eternity in
heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman,
pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos
up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier
woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos
he asked him what was going on, and Carlos
replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and
scammed the government out of a lot of
money...even more then you did."
They both shook their heads in understanding and
figured that as long as they have to be with
these women, they might as well hang out together
to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women
were walking along, minding their own business
when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they
saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was
with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous
supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos
approached the man and in fact it was their
friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this
unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with
these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely
not complaining. This has been absolutely the
best time of my life (and I'm dead,) and I have
five years of the best sex any man could hope for
to look forward to. There is only one thing that
I can't seem to understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and
murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"
used my name too.. DANG.
but yeah.. i'm butt ugly, but sexually.. hmmm..
