Continue the story.......
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Originally posted by HENG@:Once upon a time, while I was s h i t t i n g happily on my favourite tam pui, suddenly the tam pui peng sung, i shouted "oh S H I T !!!", and decide to call jOhO for help. jOhO arrived and saw qq covered in sh1t, n was so disgusted, so he decided to go look for kitten instead and kitten gave jOhO a good time. However, jOhO showed no interested at all in toking about qq when i asked him about it. Then abterror walked pass and wanted to join in the fun. joho chased him away. den joho looked into keisha's eyes.....shining brightly. suspecting something special. keisha shyly put her head down...joho reached for his right pocket...
abterror walked away sadly and saw poor seacucumber standing under the tree with teary eyes and with a piece of %@*$ on her head. QQ sulked quietly in one corner. joho did not care what was ard him..he only had eyes for keisha... he took out from his pocket QQ's photo. only then did he realise he found it er xin, n promptly threw it away. he said tat pic was supposed to pi xie..
Joho proceeded towards Keisha. Inch by inch joho closed in on keisha. Keisha looked down at the ground, shyly avoiding eye contact. Joho nudged keisha's face upwards and stared deeply into her brown eyes. Keisha's breathing started to get heavier and heavier. At this moment......keisha let out a fart
Joho's face turned red and started to back off, looking all pissed by such a major turn off. Meanwhile, abterror helped seacucumber clean up. All of a sudden, seacucumber laid abterror on the ground. Abterror looked on nervously and his breathing got heavier. Bit by bit, seacucumber unbuttoned Abterror's shirt. Seacucumber then placed her hand into abterror's pants. He moaned in satisfaction. Her hand felt warm and gentle. Seacucumber then proceeded to squeeze his balls.... HARD. Abterror yelled out in terror(pun intended), as he spied in the corner of his eye.... GASP! XLN!!! with a carving knife in her hands!!! suddenly XLN stooped down and picked up something BIG and ORANGE with her hands.. and she started to carve a jack-o-lantern. As XLN finished carving the jack-o-lantern, she flung it towards Seacucumber *sparks sparks sparks!* gasp! Magic Jack-o-Lantern! Seacucumber started to change color.. *poof!* it's not Seacucumber! it's Insightist impersonating her! keisha walk over with a bottle and the real seacucumber is inside it. it seems like kaisha have bewitched joho as she pull him in front of him with a dog collar.
Sea Urchin suddenly appears and projects one of his spikes to slightly prick keisha's hand so she would let go of his beloved sea cucumber. He felt so relieved that she was finally safe in his many many many arms. By then as sea urchin look inside the bottle, and find out tat kaisha has forgot to put in sea water in the bottle which resulted in a dry seacucumber.... SeaUrchin started to drool, and lubricated her thoroughly,and then she came back to life, jumped out, and grabbed SeaUrchin's dick with one hand, holds up a giant carving knife with the other, and............... cut it and throw the dick into abterror's pot of boiling soup! -
dick-less urchin?
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wait wait wait.... urchin got dick de meh?
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why does it always have to be dirty
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sea cucumber can hold knife one meh?Originally posted by Seacucumber:wait wait wait.... urchin got dick de meh? -
it is just messy......Originally posted by MooKu:why does it always have to be dirty
no sex involve .....
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wahahahahaha!
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den how to reproduce??....Originally posted by Seacucumber:wait wait wait.... urchin got dick de meh? 
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how would i know.Originally posted by Inzaghi:den how to reproduce??....
they have a way lah...
go ask bear lah. i am sure he would know.
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i was wondering if u n him would err.....dunno wat kinda pdt will come out....maybe a new breed...Originally posted by Seacucumber:how would i know.
they have a way lah...
go ask bear lah. i am sure he would know. -
can anyone continue the story?
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sea urchins reproduce by swarming in huge groups and releasing eggs and sperm into the sea current...
only an estimated 1% of the eggs will be fertilised...Originally posted by Inzaghi:den how to reproduce??.... -
Once upon a time, while I was s h i t t i n g happily on my favourite tam pui, suddenly the tam pui peng sung, i shouted "oh S H I T !!!", and decide to call jOhO for help. jOhO arrived and saw qq covered in sh1t, n was so disgusted, so he decided to go look for kitten instead and kitten gave jOhO a good time. However, jOhO showed no interested at all in toking about qq when i asked him about it. Then abterror walked pass and wanted to join in the fun. joho chased him away. den joho looked into keisha's eyes.....shining brightly. suspecting something special. keisha shyly put her head down...joho reached for his right pocket...
abterror walked away sadly and saw poor seacucumber standing under the tree with teary eyes and with a piece of %@*$ on her head. QQ sulked quietly in one corner. joho did not care what was ard him..he only had eyes for keisha... he took out from his pocket QQ's photo. only then did he realise he found it er xin, n promptly threw it away. he said tat pic was supposed to pi xie..
Joho proceeded towards Keisha. Inch by inch joho closed in on keisha. Keisha looked down at the ground, shyly avoiding eye contact. Joho nudged keisha's face upwards and stared deeply into her brown eyes. Keisha's breathing started to get heavier and heavier. At this moment......keisha let out a fart
Joho's face turned red and started to back off, looking all pissed by such a major turn off. Meanwhile, abterror helped seacucumber clean up. All of a sudden, seacucumber laid abterror on the ground. Abterror looked on nervously and his breathing got heavier. Bit by bit, seacucumber unbuttoned Abterror's shirt. Seacucumber then placed her hand into abterror's pants. He moaned in satisfaction. Her hand felt warm and gentle. Seacucumber then proceeded to squeeze his balls.... HARD. Abterror yelled out in terror(pun intended), as he spied in the corner of his eye.... GASP! XLN!!! with a carving knife in her hands!!! suddenly XLN stooped down and picked up something BIG and ORANGE with her hands.. and she started to carve a jack-o-lantern. As XLN finished carving the jack-o-lantern, she flung it towards Seacucumber *sparks sparks sparks!* gasp! Magic Jack-o-Lantern! Seacucumber started to change color.. *poof!* it's not Seacucumber! it's Insightist impersonating her! keisha walk over with a bottle and the real seacucumber is inside it. it seems like kaisha have bewitched joho as she pull him in front of him with a dog collar.
Sea Urchin suddenly appears and projects one of his spikes to slightly prick keisha's hand so she would let go of his beloved sea cucumber. He felt so relieved that she was finally safe in his many many many arms. By then as sea urchin look inside the bottle, and find out tat kaisha has forgot to put in sea water in the bottle which resulted in a dry seacucumber.... SeaUrchin started to drool, and lubricated her thoroughly,and then she came back to life, jumped out, and grabbed SeaUrchin's dick with one hand, holds up a giant carving knife with the other, and............... cut it and throw the dick into abterror's pot of boiling soup!
Seacucumber turned and look at abterror with an evil look, grab bear's balisong and chop chop chop off abterror's dick as well..... -
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Once upon a time, while I was s h i t t i n g happily on my favourite tam pui, suddenly the tam pui peng sung, i shouted "oh S H I T !!!", and decide to call jOhO for help. jOhO arrived and saw qq covered in sh1t, n was so disgusted, so he decided to go look for kitten instead and kitten gave jOhO a good time. However, jOhO showed no interested at all in toking about qq when i asked him about it. Then abterror walked pass and wanted to join in the fun. joho chased him away. den joho looked into keisha's eyes.....shining brightly. suspecting something special. keisha shyly put her head down...joho reached for his right pocket...
abterror walked away sadly and saw poor seacucumber standing under the tree with teary eyes and with a piece of %@*$ on her head. QQ sulked quietly in one corner. joho did not care what was ard him..he only had eyes for keisha... he took out from his pocket QQ's photo. only then did he realise he found it er xin, n promptly threw it away. he said tat pic was supposed to pi xie..
Joho proceeded towards Keisha. Inch by inch joho closed in on keisha. Keisha looked down at the ground, shyly avoiding eye contact. Joho nudged keisha's face upwards and stared deeply into her brown eyes. Keisha's breathing started to get heavier and heavier. At this moment......keisha let out a fart
Joho's face turned red and started to back off, looking all pissed by such a major turn off. Meanwhile, abterror helped seacucumber clean up. All of a sudden, seacucumber laid abterror on the ground. Abterror looked on nervously and his breathing got heavier. Bit by bit, seacucumber unbuttoned Abterror's shirt. Seacucumber then placed her hand into abterror's pants. He moaned in satisfaction. Her hand felt warm and gentle. Seacucumber then proceeded to squeeze his balls.... HARD. Abterror yelled out in terror(pun intended), as he spied in the corner of his eye.... GASP! XLN!!! with a carving knife in her hands!!! suddenly XLN stooped down and picked up something BIG and ORANGE with her hands.. and she started to carve a jack-o-lantern. As XLN finished carving the jack-o-lantern, she flung it towards Seacucumber *sparks sparks sparks!* gasp! Magic Jack-o-Lantern! Seacucumber started to change color.. *poof!* it's not Seacucumber! it's Insightist impersonating her! keisha walk over with a bottle and the real seacucumber is inside it. it seems like kaisha have bewitched joho as she pull him in front of him with a dog collar.
Sea Urchin suddenly appears and projects one of his spikes to slightly prick keisha's hand so she would let go of his beloved sea cucumber. He felt so relieved that she was finally safe in his many many many arms. By then as sea urchin look inside the bottle, and find out tat kaisha has forgot to put in sea water in the bottle which resulted in a dry seacucumber.... SeaUrchin started to drool, and lubricated her thoroughly,and then she came back to life, jumped out, and grabbed SeaUrchin's dick with one hand, holds up a giant carving knife with the other, and............... cut it and throw the dick into abterror's pot of boiling soup! And then He served it to QQ n Kitten n jOhO... seaurchin dick soup! Then, to make it taste nicer, Abterror sliced his own dick off n throw into the soup as well... -
OMG, all cutting dicks away..
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ahahahhha
looks like both of us want u to lose it... since she also chopped yours off, my story no need liao...
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gimmie ^5!Originally posted by Seacucumber: -
luckily mine is still intact.......need to have baby inz next time...
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^5 manz!!Originally posted by HENG@:gimmie ^5!
he zuo yu kuai.
u can continue from my story -
seacucumber...
u bear to cut mine off? -
of cos i do.Originally posted by abterror:seacucumber...
u bear to cut mine off?
unless u make the story sounds nicer. maybe i consider not to. -
careful.... u never know.... u might be next...Originally posted by Inzaghi:luckily mine is still intact.......need to have baby inz next time... -
pls leave me alone....Originally posted by HENG@:careful.... u never know.... u might be next...