i'll not continue.. i'll play grammar nazi
Once upon a time, while I was s h i t t i n g happily on my favourite tam pui, suddenly the tam pui peng sung, i shouted "oh S H I T !!!", and decide to call jOhO for help. jOhO arrived and saw qq covered in sh1t, n was so disgusted, so he decided to go look for kitten instead and kitten gave jOhO a good time. However, jOhO showed no interested at all in toking about qq when i asked him about it. Then abterror walk
ed pass and
wanted to join in the fun. joho chased him away. den joho
looked into keisha's
eyes.....shining brightly. suspecting something special. keisha shyly put her head down...joho
reached for his right pocket...
abterror
walked away sadly and saw poor seacucumber standing under the tree with teary eyes
and with a piece of %@*$ on her head. QQ sulked quietly
in one corner. joho
did not care what
was ard him..
he only had eyes for keisha...
he took out from his pocket QQ's photo. only then
did he realise he
found it er xin, n promptly threw it away. he said tat pic was supposed to pi xie..
Joho
proceeded towards Keisha. Inch by inch joho
closed in on keisha. Keisha
looked down at the ground, shyly avoiding eye contact. Joho
nudged keisha's face upwards and
stared deeply into her brown eyes. Keisha's breathing
started to get heavier and heavier. At this moment......keisha let out a fart
Joho's face turned red and started to back off, looking all pissed by such a major turn off. Meanwhile, abterror helped seacucumber
clean up. All of a sudden, seacucumber laid abterror on the ground. Abterror looked on nervously and
his breathing got heavier. Bit by bit, seacucumber unbuttoned Abterror's shirt. Seacucumber then placed her hand into abterror's pants. He moaned in satisfaction. Her hand felt warm and gentle. Seacucumber then proceeded to.......
12 out of 10 for a filthy mind
1 out of 10 for grammar and spelling and other stuff i could not even correct