THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...
Part II
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth
the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100
years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You
break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five
cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You
count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop
counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow
looks like. You take a nap.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge
for storing them for others.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an
American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the
American corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them
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