The men just dun get it~
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband..
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight..
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 -You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no man on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Ayu {O_o}: Well, ladies, what say you.....
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err... i think u mean the women just dont get it...
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I think Ayu {O_o} don't get it.
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Originally posted by www:
err... i think u mean [b]the women just dont get it...[/b] double post.... -
Originally posted by www:
err... i think u mean [b]the women just dont get it...[/b] keke...maybe the case...wahaha..... -
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But...but...that's the fact about woman mah...that's women are condemned being a driver....wahaha....Originally posted by Parka: I think Ayu {O_o} don't get it. -
the men don't understand that women are impossible to please, and that women don't understand that men are not perfect..
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Originally posted by the Bear:the men don't understand that women are impossible to please, and that women don't understand that men are not perfect..
true, that's why problems seems to pop out due to issues like these... Sigh....*the men dun get it*
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Originally posted by Ayu {O_o}:true, that's why problems seems to pop out due to issues like these... Sigh....*the men dun get it*
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*fall off from chair*Originally posted by Ayu {O_o}:A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband..
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight..
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 -You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no man on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Ayu {O_o}: Well, ladies, what say you..... -
Originally posted by laurence82:*fall off from chair*
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Ayu {O_o} gone nutz, help helpOriginally posted by Ayu {O_o}: -
once in a while, perhaps.....Originally posted by laurence82:Ayu {O_o} gone nutz, help help