Another version for a good laugh.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A computer underneath the tree!
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Three adware programs - Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Seven browser hijacks, Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eight working trojans, Seven browser hijacks, Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Nine dialers dialing, Eight working trojans, Seven browser hijacks, Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Ten hackers a hacking, Nine dialers dialing, Eight working trojans, Seven browser hijacks, Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eleven crackers cracking, Ten hackers a hacking, Nine dialers dialing, Eight working trojans, Seven browser hijacks, Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, And a computer underneath the tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my X-love sent to me:
Twelve Microsoft updates, Eleven crackers cracking, Ten hackers a hacking, Nine dialers dialing, Eight working trojans, Seven browser hijacks, Six popups popping, Five chain letters, Four phising emails, Three adware programs, Two tracking cookies, AND A COMPUTER UNDERNEATH THE TREE!