but but...she looked down on meOriginally posted by scorpboi:nv go try ur luck?
i thought height not a problem for u![]()
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Originally posted by alexkusu:but but...she looked down on me
*height wise*![]()
hmm..bout few cm higher than me lorOriginally posted by scorpboi:![]()
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btw how tall is 7foot?
got meh??Originally posted by alexkusu:hmm..bout few cm higher than me lor
confucious say, woman who stays in men's apartment at night get tit bit
no ler, just found...Originally posted by scorpboi:got meh??
quote from where
or direct translation?![]()
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Originally posted by alexkusu:no ler, just found...
Confucious says:
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
"Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone."
"Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Work to become, not to acquire."
"Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose."
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Confucius say too God damn much!"
"Those who quote me are fools."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" "Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
good for laughterOriginally posted by alexkusu:go out n spread the good news![]()
Things happens sometimes and we all have to grow up sometimes.Originally posted by alexkusu:I am envious
seems like u have your life all set and planned in doing constructive things.
I am still a sloth![]()
hahahaOriginally posted by alexkusu:ohaiyo!
just finished lunch
wah..wake up early huh..its sunday wor
It's a healthy habit to sleep early. Good to wake up early for some fresh air as it clears the mind and makes it more open to solutions.Originally posted by scorpboi:hahaha
slp early wake up early![]()
1 feet = 0.3048 metreOriginally posted by scorpboi:![]()
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btw how tall is 7foot?
Originally posted by Karkadann:1 feet = 0.3048 metre
so 7 ft is 2.1336 m
That's the official conversion rate but do not know if that is our dear Alexkusu's height.Originally posted by scorpboi:![]()
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alex got so tall arr
thx karka for the calculation![]()
ya loOriginally posted by Karkadann:That's the official conversion rate but do not know if that is our dear Alexkusu's height.
Well the average height for an American is around 6 ft plus but asians tend to be a little shorter although there are exceptions.Originally posted by scorpboi:ya lo
he said few cm...dunno is single or two digit difference![]()