Things tat make us singaporean
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Extracted from somewhere.....
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Being Singaporeans is when I say, " Let;s apply for a flat!" and my girlfriend knows straight away what I mean...
-Andrew Bok, executive,26
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With a ball, we can turn any place into a soccer pitch.
- Kenneth Lim, Student, 16
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We rush to work, we work to have.
We rush to complain, we keep to silence.
We rush for free, we all want the Cs
We r full of contradictions.
- Wu weiyan,student,16
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Malay weddings on void decks, chinese funerals on void decks
and Mamak stalls on void decks.
- Fatimah Bte Osman, housewife,40 -
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Singaporean?
Aiyah, so easy...
Go kopitiam, can see already!
See they go cut queue?
We Singaporeans, so kiasu!
Greedy ppl, never full!
Eat rojak, want yong tau foo!
Oi... What you laughing abt????!
- Loh Huilin, student,14
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"TRAFFIC POLICE COME ALREADY!!"
Singaporeans rush out! Never put parking coupons.
- Kuo Sok Wan, sales and application,29
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FINES Makes us FINE Singaporeans....
- Len Yue Lan, building technicians,46
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We think that $100,000 is a reasonable price for a Toyota Corolla, and $1,000,000 is a reasonable price for a bungalow, BUT $5 for a plate of fried noodles is a bararous outrage
- Chin Liong Choon, public servant,23
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Where can you find children
Who do assessment all day long?
Who attend enrichment classes?
Who buy past year papers from other schools?
ONLY IN SINGAPORE
- Lim Ting, student,10
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The men sitting down talking abt army days and the women complaining that the men are always talking abt army days.
- Bernard Goh, businessman, 29
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This habit of whacking an empty seat on the bus or MRT before sitting down, especially if another person has juz vacated that same seat moments earlier.
- Andre De Winne, director, 48
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where else on Earth do you pay $30K only for a piece of paper called COE before U can even buy a car.
- Tan Boon Hwee, vice president, 35
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Being 'kiasu' in the outbreak of SARS - all masks are sold out, BUT no one seen wearing them on the road.
- Wong Joo Onn, mechanic,32
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The Kallang Roar!!! In the way, I feel it signifies our Singaporean spirit, especially at the NDPs. I think every Singaporeans knows what it is!!!!
- Tan Puey Yee, undergraduate, 21
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