1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. => some guys r perverted.... of cos not all lah
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole. => don ever insult my ex, watever he done is not ur biz
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. => muz c if we feel like giving any to u loh
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. => depends on how u say it, sometimes sound reali sarcastic
5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around. => u r not treating us like god, r u???
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. => sure???
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. => reali weird to tell someone who cant understand at all, waste my breath
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. => don ask since u oredi noe
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. => yux.... i hate tat
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. => guys who shave leg r sissy
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong. => it's another sissy thing, don think we gals wan to go out with sissy
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. => traitor??? or ur spy???
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. => ok, juz flabby n plump in certain areas rite???
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *N'SYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter => not tat boliao to tell guys abt yandao guys, u all donno how to appreciate or admire
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. => huh???
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." => take it or leave it
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. => i will if i love u, u cant force me to b nice to u when i don like u
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. => let natural run its course
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. => wat did i wish for???
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. => i nv do tat b4.....
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. => i wont laugh....
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. => who cares if u like or not.... me is juz me
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. => wat size???
24. PMS is not an excuse. => it's a FACT
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. => we r using diff toilet, aren't we???
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. => not to turn u on, juz to spike u tat u r not as cute as him
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. eat n eat.... pigggggg ah
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong. => gays???
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. => huh???
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. => got meh???
