Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
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How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on
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Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
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Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.
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Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollie than the people
who have to wait for them?
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Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
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