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What is the best way to get an MC? Care to share the secret?
My friend took mi of a case when his friend purposely put the contact lens cleansing lotion in his eyes.
1 weeks of MC as he got sore eyes immediately -
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headache...........
they cannot find out aniway.... -
Find a doctor friend... seriously.. thats the best way.. my dad has a doctor friend.. and i used to visit him for a mc.. wats fun is that he didnt tell my dad abt the mcs...haha..used the mc to go out with my gf then...
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but some doc very clever 1. look 1 time noe u chao keng, juz give u medicine w/o MCOriginally posted by BoYisHbOy:er............
headache...........
they cannot find out aniway.... -
Yeah tat's the best solution I noe so far. U so good to have a doctor relative tat can help UOriginally posted by Master -_-:Find a doctor friend... seriously.. thats the best way.. my dad has a doctor friend.. and i used to visit him for a mc.. wats fun is that he didnt tell my dad abt the mcs...haha..used the mc to go out with my gf then... 
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i am finding a pilot relativeOriginally posted by xian89:Yeah tat's the best solution I noe so far. U so good to have a doctor relative tat can help U 
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wait blind then how??? don play play ah......Originally posted by xian89:What is the best way to get an MC? Care to share the secret?
My friend took mi of a case when his friend purposely put the contact lens cleansing lotion in his eyes. 1 weeks of MC as he got sore eyes immediately
so dangerous.... harm urself juz to get MC.... damn stupid leh
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Ya,, tis shld be the best of the all solutions... me hav 1 also... my family doctor whom been seeing for 10+ years.. and juz tell him frankly i don wan go work or study then MC comes... heex2Originally posted by Master -_-:Find a doctor friend... seriously.. thats the best way.. my dad has a doctor friend.. and i used to visit him for a mc.. wats fun is that he didnt tell my dad abt the mcs...haha..used the mc to go out with my gf then...
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whenever my body knows i wanna fake an MC... it knows how to automatically become sick..
anyway my body temp abit high one.. so anytime can have fever
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those gone thru Ns sure got no problem getting a MC (ok, maybe not all, but at least i have already master that skill). didnt use this skill so often nowaday unless really urgent.
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my colleagues damned scared when i'm on MC... usually very tok-kong one..
2 weeks for Shingles
1 1/2 months for tonsillectomy
2 months for slipped disc surgery
stuff like that..
rarely if ever sick.. but when sick, damned siong... -
wat is shingles?Originally posted by the Bear:my colleagues damned scared when i'm on MC... usually very tok-kong one..
2 weeks for Shingles
1 1/2 months for tonsillectomy
2 months for slipped disc surgery
stuff like that..
rarely if ever sick.. but when sick, damned siong...
wat is tonsillectomy?
wat is slipped disc surgery?
all i cannot understand.... all so chim.......
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zhen shen qiOriginally posted by e|mo:whenever my body knows i wanna fake an MC... it knows how to automatically become sick..
anyway my body temp abit high one.. so anytime can have fever 
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this is called weakOriginally posted by thhong22:zhen shen qi 
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but controllable ah??? i first time heard of such thing lehOriginally posted by e|mo:this is called weak -
hmm.. other sickness when i need for MC.. hahaha automatic.. not i control oneOriginally posted by thhong22:but controllable ah??? i first time heard of such thing leh
errrr.. fever.. also cannot control -
me once went to doctor in after midnight ... cos go out play liao too tired... then lied say not feeling well in the stomach... n he damm gong lor... then i say i need mc also cos now so late mornin cant concentrate to work n he gif... haha
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Throw yourself infront of a truck or bus.
Confirm MC one. Or even the DC man, the ultimate medical leave cert from work! -
shingles is chickenpox the 2nd time around.. what chinese call "sea chua" (snake or something like that)... chickenpox virus will not die the first time around.. it retreats into your nerves or spinal cord... and when it decides to activate, you get a rash around your body, or your face.. it attacks nerves so it's very painful... the chinese sinsehs (the bad ones) will try to "burn the eyes of the snake" with joss sticks, aggravating it... the only way to get rid of it is to go to the doctor's and get anti-viral drugs.. expensive but worth it..
if unchecked, the nerves are destroyed.. and those who get it on the face will have some of the face paralysed... it's a very painful illness.. i thought i broke my ribs! it was that painful!
tonsillectomy is where i went to remove my tonsils.. i was having sleep apnea (where you snore so much and your throat closes, cutting off oxygen when you sleep.. bad health effects)... since it's surgery, got hospitalisation leave.. was weakened pretty much as i could not eat solid food and totally lost my voice while my throat healed...
side effects of sleep apnea is high blood pressure and heart problems.. also, you do not get proper sleep as the body is starved of oxygen...
slipped disc is when you throw out your spine badly and one of the discs that cushion each bone of your spine goes out of place.. mine went out of place when i was doing my IPPT.. hurt like HELL! back was painful, could not walk properly, legs hurt because the disc was pressing on a nerve.. had to have surgery to correct the damage...
my body's a messOriginally posted by thhong22:wat is shingles?
wat is tonsillectomy?
wat is slipped disc surgery?
all i cannot understand.... all so chim....... -
tat is how crazy some ppl go to the extent juz to get MCs. Personnally I wun try...Originally posted by thhong22:wait blind then how??? don play play ah......
so dangerous.... harm urself juz to get MC.... damn stupid leh -
mi too.. never heard b4 too. the onli time I noe I sure fall ill is after a major event. e.g exam, important ceremony. dunno Y?Originally posted by thhong22:but controllable ah??? i first time heard of such thing leh -
yeah heard b4 tis too. ppl tend to able to get MC if visit doctor late in the night. Most doctor sure give MC unless he/she detect u r lying.Originally posted by zuo_er:me once went to doctor in after midnight ... cos go out play liao too tired... then lied say not feeling well in the stomach... n he damm gong lor... then i say i need mc also cos now so late mornin cant concentrate to work n he gif... haha -
hahahhaa.... take care wor......Originally posted by e|mo:hmm.. other sickness when i need for MC.. hahaha automatic.. not i control one
errrr.. fever.. also cannot control -
Originally posted by the Bear:
eeeeeeeeee........... scary
[b]shingles is chickenpox the 2nd time around.. what chinese call "sea chua" (snake or something like that)... chickenpox virus will not die the first time around.. it retreats into your nerves or spinal cord... and when it decides to activate, you get a rash around your body, or your face.. it attacks nerves so it's very painful... the chinese sinsehs (the bad ones) will try to "burn the eyes of the snake" with joss sticks, aggravating it... the only way to get rid of it is to go to the doctor's and get anti-viral drugs.. expensive but worth it..
if unchecked, the nerves are destroyed.. and those who get it on the face will have some of the face paralysed... it's a very painful illness.. i thought i broke my ribs! it was that painful!
tonsillectomy is where i went to remove my tonsils.. i was having sleep apnea (where you snore so much and your throat closes, cutting off oxygen when you sleep.. bad health effects)... since it's surgery, got hospitalisation leave.. was weakened pretty much as i could not eat solid food and totally lost my voice while my throat healed...
side effects of sleep apnea is high blood pressure and heart problems.. also, you do not get proper sleep as the body is starved of oxygen...
slipped disc is when you throw out your spine badly and one of the discs that cushion each bone of your spine goes out of place.. mine went out of place when i was doing my IPPT.. hurt like HELL! back was painful, could not walk properly, legs hurt because the disc was pressing on a nerve.. had to have surgery to correct the damage...
my body's a mess
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too ganjiong???Originally posted by xian89:mi too.. never heard b4 too. the onli time I noe I sure fall ill is after a major event. e.g exam, important ceremony. dunno Y?