announcements they shud make at the train stations.......
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attention, all who are going to platform A,u have 5 seconds b4 the train door closes!!!please rush up/down the escalator and knock down all who are in ya way!!!!women and children to be brush aside!!please remember, if u miss this train, you may die, or worse, lose your job,so all please RUSH!!!
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By da time finish saying annoucement train already left.. How to rush.. -
attention, all parents!!!please let your children have fun on the train!!!let them run up and down the train and scream in their loudest voice as they possibly can!!!those near the pole, let your daughters dance around the poles,since here in sg bar top dancing has been given the green light, now we trying to get pole dancing in too....but if your son is dancing around the poles too, please bring him to a doctor asap!!!
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Originally posted by ratinacage:attention, all parents!!!please let your children have fun on the train!!!let them run up and down the train and scream in their loudest voice as they possibly can!!!those near the pole, let your daughters dance around the poles,since here in sg bar top dancing has been given the green light, now we trying to get pole dancing in too....but if your son is dancing around the poles too, please bring him to a doctor asap!!!
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"Please stand beyond the yellow line, so we'll have a nice time wiping off your remains."
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attention all passengers! please do not just stand on the left side of the escalator. please stand on the left, middle or right side as you please. couples and friends and family, please make sure all of you form a protective wall on the escalator, and block as many steps as possible by holding hands, hugging, etc. please make sure no one is able to pass u from behind, and put in all effort to resist anyone's attempt to do so!
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attention all passengers on the platform! please rush into the trains as soon as the doors open. DO NOT, i say again, DO NOT allow passengers in the trains to alight first! they can miss this station and drop off at the next for that matter. please rush for seats even though the station you are at is the terminal station, and the train is going to be emptied! please make sure no one beats you to your favourite seat! we all want you to enjoy your ride so its important to sit where u love to!
when you have sat down, please do not ever stand up to offer your seats to someone else, regardless of whether the person is pregnant, elderly, handicapped, etc. please pretend to read or doze off when you see these folks!
passengers who are too slow in getting seats and have to stand, please hug the grab poles like they are bolsters or lean on them with your entire body and make sure no one is able to hold onto them! -
The wuming78 I used to perceive in sgforums isn't the wuming78 I used to perceive anymore. Not after that cinema ticket booking incident that is.Originally posted by wuming78:attention all passengers! please do not just stand on the left side of the escalator. please stand on the left, middle or right side as you please. couples and friends and family, please make sure all of you form a protective wall on the escalator, and block as many steps as possible by holding hands, hugging, etc. please make sure no one is able to pass u from behind, and put in all effort to resist anyone's attempt to do so! -
attention all passengers, pls do not get your EZ link your $$ to our pockets ready at the gate.... kindly search for it while you are at the gate and create a queue behind you in order to help us show the rest of the world how much we love to queue. Thank you.
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har? wat was your impression of wuming78 den? i think u met my evil twin from the parallel universe.Originally posted by ditzy:The wuming78 I used to perceive in sgforums isn't the wuming78 I used to perceive anymore. Not after that cinema ticket booking incident that is. 